I am the person on the phone you all hate so much, hahaha...
I am the one who phoned you up while you were in the middle of your tea.
I am the one who told you you had won a luxury holiday for two only for you to be conned into a timeshare scheme.
I am the one who, when you told me to f*ck off, smugly replied "sorry to hear that sir"
oh yes. oh yes. I am happy. why? because I con all you stupid sons of bitches out of your hard earned cash and if you fall for it then you bloody well deserve it.
On top of that I organised the ethnic cleansing of mozambiqu, caused the drought and famine in kenya and stole an ethiopians goat.
Now that makes me an evil bastard son of a jackal. god I feel evil.
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I am the one who phoned you up while you were in the middle of your tea.
I am the one who told you you had won a luxury holiday for two only for you to be conned into a timeshare scheme.
I am the one who, when you told me to f*ck off, smugly replied "sorry to hear that sir"
oh yes. oh yes. I am happy. why? because I con all you stupid sons of bitches out of your hard earned cash and if you fall for it then you bloody well deserve it.
On top of that I organised the ethnic cleansing of mozambiqu, caused the drought and famine in kenya and stole an ethiopians goat.
Now that makes me an evil bastard son of a jackal. god I feel evil.
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