I would get this: http://www.therandomtattoo.com/

So, somebody I used to like, asked if I "loved" them. I said no. There's still a "like" and "care", but it's not "love". The question was asked in jest, but I wanted to answer truthfully, since I hate their sense of humor, it drives me nuts ( Read more... )

So my mom asked me about this video. Of course I have seen it before, I'm not new to the interwebs. Bless hear heart, she asked me how to search for it on Youtube. It's not like she hasn't done that before, not why she had a special moment.

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Then she makes my dad watch it and he is in hysterics. It's not that funny. He then asks what "twelve" ( Read more... )

If I ever get a retarded dog, it's getting returned.

BITCHES BE DUMB.

Fine, don't listen to me. Go ahead an plagiarize, what do I know. Idiot.

Just found out about this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_CicoriaRead more... )

I had the best dream yesterday. It involved me polka dotting the boss's car with bologna. It ended with her crying hysterically in front of the whole office during a meeting due to sarcastic remarks from another coworker.

It made the sarcastic coworker laugh this morning, I'm funny.

Work sucked, kind of. That's nothing new. However, an email was sent out to every "student" claiming they had classes starting on Monday. Only a handful of students actually needed to be notified, but of course this business lacks the first world problem of professionalism. I am welcomed by 100 emails of "students" freaking out. Since it's an ( Read more... )

I have yet to see a good Christmas tree posted on Facebook. I think they're all ugly, it makes me want a Charlie Brown tree, now.


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I've know about the song for a while, but I love the video, too.

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