because it is funny...

[shimmerdance]

I'm participating. So there.

If I had a warning label, what would it say?

(if you tell me, I'll reply with what I think yours ought to be)

Comments

[maida_mac]

Warning: Contents sparkle and shine. May be contagious.

[shimmerdance]

hahahahahahaha!!! I like the contagion part. That's outstanding.

Let's see... yours would be...

Warning: Rational thought zone ahead. Use extreme logic.

[maida_mac]

^_^

[cindygerb]

Caution: Dreamer dreaming. Approach with care

[shimmerdance]

mmmmmmmmmmmm... reading that made me drop into a deeper level of relaxation. I wonder if I should post it on my bedroom door... Thank you.

and now for you... hmmmmm...

Puppy zone: Hindquarters may wiggle gleefully without warning. Please wag responsibly.

[faerysprl]

Warning: Sexy, wonder filled, thoughtful, wicked woman. May cause enlightenment.

[shimmerdance]

boy, wouldn't I LOVE to be the cause of enlightenment!!!!! I may have to add that into my personal mission statement.

And for you, we have the following little tidbit:

Caution: Prolonged exposure to this product may cause reassessment of previously understood reality. Product exhibits magnetic quality and extreme sensitivity to substances originating in the United Kingdom and environs. In case of imminent combustion, apply chocolate, kittens, and affection in lavish quantities.

[faerysprl]

tee hee, i likes it, not sure how i feel about the first part, but i likes it. :)

[shimmerdance]

the first part was in reference to your studies. What I can understand from your CRYPTIC (ahem) posts is that you're studying that which is beyond the 5 senses, rituals, etc. Which fucks with people's grasp of reality, as it is meant to do (imo) and opens them to new ways of thinking. Make sense? sorta?

[eveofdstruction]

Warning: Exposure to shimmer may cause extreme time perception anomalies, decreases in autonomic stress responses, increased surface albedo[1] and unexplained intoxication.

[1]From glitter shed. :D

[shimmerdance]

HAHAHAHA... why is it that glitter references keep coming up? most puzzling.

Now... let's see what we need to do for you...

Caution: those with sensitivities to teh sexxorz, inadvertent or deliberate double and triple entendre, cleavage or the color black should avoid ingestion. As with any healing substance, consult your doctor before beginning any therapeutic application of eveofdstruction. May be addictive.

[sahlah]

Warning: exposure to shimmerdance will cause an unexplained urge to wear red velvet and the need to spin and dance. You will immediately notice an increase in your IQ and the desire for rose laced tea. Do not resist her powers.

[shimmerdance]

*giggle* AWESOME. Thank you. I can't begin to decide which part i like best.

your turn:

Prolonged exposure to sahlah may cause irreparable damage to cynicism. Many users experience enhanced sense of beauty, creativity and optimism. Chronic sahlah may result in irreversible damage to one's ability to be cranky and small-minded. Apply generously as often as possible.