I'm in a much better mood now and things are cool.

What the fuck is going on lately?

And one more quick thing ( Read more... )

It pisses me off when I set up the video camera, then she decides to mess with it, and completely fucks up the tape.

That woman wears mens underwear with a dick hole in the front.

I learn to love you more and more ( Read more... )

I love my whore.
And poo cakes.
And my squirrel skanka.

I couldn't ask for three better and beautiful and amazing women in my life.

Long story short, I'm getting my cell phone number changed.

Today.

My nice, good day turned into ABSOLUTE SHIT the moment I fell asleep last night. The unknown 4 am caller called back! But this time at 2 am when I had FINALLY fallen asleep. And if you know me, you know I don't sleep so well anymore. It's a completely insane story, and there's no way in fuck I'm going to write about it in here, since it ( Read more... )