Quest for a Laptop
I wonder if Sakuraba is annoyed that my visits to his house are only to update my LiveJournal…
In consideration for Sakuraba, I decided to go out and buy a laptop. The goal was simple but the task of obtaining a laptop proved to be more difficult than it seemed.
I almost had a heart attack when I entered the Sony Station. After I regained my composure I had a cup of water from the water dispenser. I was about to throw away the paper cup but the trashcan flashed lights and beeped at me. I kept the crumpled cup in my pocket... I then obtained a map to see which floor would provide what I needed. The elevators looked rather cramp so I made my way up the stairs in search for a laptop. Up and up I went. I didn’t touch anything but there were very interesting contraptions everywhere. I wandered onto a floor where music was being blasted and a group of girls screaming, “OHMAHGAWD SAKURABA~!!!!!!1111” Thinking my friend was once again being raped by his groupies I rushed to the rescue only to find the girls (and some guys) were listening to Sakuraba’s latest album. Remembering the task at hand, I walked up another floor. No employees or customers. It was a very desolate floor.
What I saw were dozens of those “video cameras” at the Devil Bats VS Cupids match that Sakuraba made me hold while he went out for a bit. Little did I know I was to be ambushed. As I walked towards the other side, dozens of Little Shins appeared on these tiny screens attached to the cameras. Wherever I looked, they looked. Wherever I moved, they moved. I quickly analyzed the scene. I had figured that Hiruma dragged out dozens of Shin clones from hell and ordered them to get rid of me. Well you know, there is only enough room for one Shin Seijuuro in this world and if one of the dozens were to survive, it was going to be me. I lifted my hood over my face (either for dramatic purposes or to offer a little protection from the Little Shins behind me) and spear tackled ALL the Shin-clones. I was surprised that my clones had already mastered my technique as they dashed toward my direction, but I was too fast. The room was filled with SNAPS, SCREWS, SIZZLES, and other interjections of destruction. Yes, I survived and was the glorious victor. I threw my paper cup among the wreckage as a final touch.
I casually walked out the building and returned home.
Then I remembered I forgot to buy a laptop and so here I am at one of those Internet Cafes, paying 2000 Yen an hour. Hmm, my news ticker says that there was an attempted robbery at the Sony Station. Seems like nothing was stolen but many goods were damaged…uh…
OOC: Of course Shin didn’t get into any trouble since he had his hood on and there were no witnesses! As for security recordings, seems like the guard on duty spilled green tea all over the footage! What a twist of fortune for our dear Shin eh?
OOC: I was too lazy to make a separate post for this. Thought I'd share this week's crack through doodles. Enjoy!
Kurita-san, I thought of a name for the mouse - Steve. After Steve Young, the best known QB of the San Francisco 49ers. So in case you hadn't thought of a name yet, there's a suggestion. I think tomorrow I will drop off some homemade flan for Steve and Kurita.
In consideration for Sakuraba, I decided to go out and buy a laptop. The goal was simple but the task of obtaining a laptop proved to be more difficult than it seemed.
I almost had a heart attack when I entered the Sony Station. After I regained my composure I had a cup of water from the water dispenser. I was about to throw away the paper cup but the trashcan flashed lights and beeped at me. I kept the crumpled cup in my pocket... I then obtained a map to see which floor would provide what I needed. The elevators looked rather cramp so I made my way up the stairs in search for a laptop. Up and up I went. I didn’t touch anything but there were very interesting contraptions everywhere. I wandered onto a floor where music was being blasted and a group of girls screaming, “OHMAHGAWD SAKURABA~!!!!!!1111” Thinking my friend was once again being raped by his groupies I rushed to the rescue only to find the girls (and some guys) were listening to Sakuraba’s latest album. Remembering the task at hand, I walked up another floor. No employees or customers. It was a very desolate floor.
What I saw were dozens of those “video cameras” at the Devil Bats VS Cupids match that Sakuraba made me hold while he went out for a bit. Little did I know I was to be ambushed. As I walked towards the other side, dozens of Little Shins appeared on these tiny screens attached to the cameras. Wherever I looked, they looked. Wherever I moved, they moved. I quickly analyzed the scene. I had figured that Hiruma dragged out dozens of Shin clones from hell and ordered them to get rid of me. Well you know, there is only enough room for one Shin Seijuuro in this world and if one of the dozens were to survive, it was going to be me. I lifted my hood over my face (either for dramatic purposes or to offer a little protection from the Little Shins behind me) and spear tackled ALL the Shin-clones. I was surprised that my clones had already mastered my technique as they dashed toward my direction, but I was too fast. The room was filled with SNAPS, SCREWS, SIZZLES, and other interjections of destruction. Yes, I survived and was the glorious victor. I threw my paper cup among the wreckage as a final touch.
I casually walked out the building and returned home.
Then I remembered I forgot to buy a laptop and so here I am at one of those Internet Cafes, paying 2000 Yen an hour. Hmm, my news ticker says that there was an attempted robbery at the Sony Station. Seems like nothing was stolen but many goods were damaged…uh…
OOC: Of course Shin didn’t get into any trouble since he had his hood on and there were no witnesses! As for security recordings, seems like the guard on duty spilled green tea all over the footage! What a twist of fortune for our dear Shin eh?
OOC: I was too lazy to make a separate post for this. Thought I'd share this week's crack through doodles. Enjoy!
Kurita-san, I thought of a name for the mouse - Steve. After Steve Young, the best known QB of the San Francisco 49ers. So in case you hadn't thought of a name yet, there's a suggestion. I think tomorrow I will drop off some homemade flan for Steve and Kurita.