Soldier Sam
You're tough, you smart, and you have better aim
than most of the guys you work with. It really
doesn't matter that your reproductive organs
are on the inside and not the outside; actually
it's an advantage, since you can get away with
kicking whomever you want in the balls without
fear of retaliation. Don't be afraid to tone
it down a bit; mowing down people with your
P-90 isn't always the best solution, even if
it's the easiest. You might want to consider a
commission into the Marines or the Army, where
you can really shine and kick ass. Or you
could just try some anger management classes.
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