House for Rent
So, I have a house that is for rent. Here is the story as to why it's for rent now.
For the past few months we've had a really good renter; Good on maintenance, on time with payments, yadda yadda. Only thing that we'v enoticed that was a problem was... (unfortunately for us women) his wife. sniveling bitch. Anyway, she mentioned that she hated living in vegas now (afte rbeing here for 10+ years) and wanted to go away. Well, according to our tenant, he came home thursday evening to find an empty home. he told my mom the monday before that, that he'd come pay the rent in a couple of days. Well my mom calls him friday, saturday, and twice on sunday, no answer. She gets a call back from Paul saying that he's in Iowa, he doesn't know how he got there but he's trying to find his wife and ask her what the hell happened. He tried to reassure my mom that he'd come back and finish the jobs at least (painting, plumbing and other minor things). But my mom in a very "Fuck you" type of mood so she tells me on monday to call the locksmith and to put the house in the classifieds. Not even going to wait for Paul to get back.
So now to the interesting part: I get to the place and at first glance i'm like "oh? yard sale? I must have the wrong house" No, it was the right one. So i'm waiting for the locksmith and i call my mom and tell her that the yard is trashed.
So she tells me to clean it up a bit, I do and i felt disgusted. As i was cleaning, this neighbor drives up and asks me if i'm selling any of this stuff. And i tell him that it's not my things i'm just cleaning it up. I proceed to tell him that the tenant just left everything here and i've come to change the locks. He tells me that on friday there was a yard sale and everytime he drove by, there was no one there. The garage door was open until saturday.
Did anyone catch that? The timeline doesn't match up. Remember, Paul told my mom that he came home thursday night to find an empty home. But the neighbor tells me that on friday they have a yardsale.
Yeah.... So i don't know. Either way, my mom and i are pissed off. We don't have a tenant and Paul-guys are lame and irresponsible.
Here are the rest of the pictures:
There's more stuff on the driveway.
This was after i put everything on the driveway. There was about 4 more boxes on the lawn filled with pots and pans and i didn't want to exert more energy to move heavy objects.
**edit** So here's part 2 of this story. I get woken up by a phone call, my caller ID tells me who is calling so it's like "call from: Las Vegas City" my mom picks up, then rushes into my room and is like "we need to go to the house, we just got cited for the mess in the lawn. Some neighbor complained about it."
So we went to the house and it was tucked away in a corner of the drive way. We proceeded to clean whatever we could, putting some stuff in the garage and some to throw away. Hopefully the garbage guys will pick up all the shit.
In anycase, my mom was pissed off. Everytime something happened she was like "Ugh, son of a bitch. Those people are jerks. I can't believe this happened.. Leaving their shit all over the place." not in that order.
I treated my mom to breakfast in hopes that it would somewhat lighten up her day. Stupid tenants.
N> responsible people to live in my house plz. **
Yeah...
So Like i said, i have ahouse for rent. It's really nice inside. All appliances are there except washer/dryer. 5 bedrooms (one of them is in the garage, converted room) 2 bath. Nice back yard. The grass in both front and back yard are dead but we're planning on making the front yard desert landscaping anyway. The location is Ann and Rainbow area.
Rent is $1700 w/o utilities. Requirement is 1/2 month deposit+first months rent.
Please let me know if you're interested.
And just to make this a more happier post, i leave you with a very excited whipped cream dispenser.
My co-worker, who was making the whipped creams, put the charger on this one and it wouldn't stop hissing. So after shaking it, she turned it upright and it sputtered. If you can imagine, it spit out the cream as if a guy were to cum and is trying to get out the last bit of cum he had left in his body. Wonderful image right? That's exactly what it looked like =P
She then proceeded to say, "Man, i must've shaken it too hard, you think?"
I just about died.
For the past few months we've had a really good renter; Good on maintenance, on time with payments, yadda yadda. Only thing that we'v enoticed that was a problem was... (unfortunately for us women) his wife. sniveling bitch. Anyway, she mentioned that she hated living in vegas now (afte rbeing here for 10+ years) and wanted to go away. Well, according to our tenant, he came home thursday evening to find an empty home. he told my mom the monday before that, that he'd come pay the rent in a couple of days. Well my mom calls him friday, saturday, and twice on sunday, no answer. She gets a call back from Paul saying that he's in Iowa, he doesn't know how he got there but he's trying to find his wife and ask her what the hell happened. He tried to reassure my mom that he'd come back and finish the jobs at least (painting, plumbing and other minor things). But my mom in a very "Fuck you" type of mood so she tells me on monday to call the locksmith and to put the house in the classifieds. Not even going to wait for Paul to get back.
So now to the interesting part: I get to the place and at first glance i'm like "oh? yard sale? I must have the wrong house" No, it was the right one. So i'm waiting for the locksmith and i call my mom and tell her that the yard is trashed.
So she tells me to clean it up a bit, I do and i felt disgusted. As i was cleaning, this neighbor drives up and asks me if i'm selling any of this stuff. And i tell him that it's not my things i'm just cleaning it up. I proceed to tell him that the tenant just left everything here and i've come to change the locks. He tells me that on friday there was a yard sale and everytime he drove by, there was no one there. The garage door was open until saturday.
Did anyone catch that? The timeline doesn't match up. Remember, Paul told my mom that he came home thursday night to find an empty home. But the neighbor tells me that on friday they have a yardsale.
Yeah.... So i don't know. Either way, my mom and i are pissed off. We don't have a tenant and Paul-guys are lame and irresponsible.
Here are the rest of the pictures:
There's more stuff on the driveway.
This was after i put everything on the driveway. There was about 4 more boxes on the lawn filled with pots and pans and i didn't want to exert more energy to move heavy objects.
**edit** So here's part 2 of this story. I get woken up by a phone call, my caller ID tells me who is calling so it's like "call from: Las Vegas City" my mom picks up, then rushes into my room and is like "we need to go to the house, we just got cited for the mess in the lawn. Some neighbor complained about it."
So we went to the house and it was tucked away in a corner of the drive way. We proceeded to clean whatever we could, putting some stuff in the garage and some to throw away. Hopefully the garbage guys will pick up all the shit.
In anycase, my mom was pissed off. Everytime something happened she was like "Ugh, son of a bitch. Those people are jerks. I can't believe this happened.. Leaving their shit all over the place." not in that order.
I treated my mom to breakfast in hopes that it would somewhat lighten up her day. Stupid tenants.
N> responsible people to live in my house plz. **
Yeah...
So Like i said, i have ahouse for rent. It's really nice inside. All appliances are there except washer/dryer. 5 bedrooms (one of them is in the garage, converted room) 2 bath. Nice back yard. The grass in both front and back yard are dead but we're planning on making the front yard desert landscaping anyway. The location is Ann and Rainbow area.
Rent is $1700 w/o utilities. Requirement is 1/2 month deposit+first months rent.
Please let me know if you're interested.
And just to make this a more happier post, i leave you with a very excited whipped cream dispenser.
My co-worker, who was making the whipped creams, put the charger on this one and it wouldn't stop hissing. So after shaking it, she turned it upright and it sputtered. If you can imagine, it spit out the cream as if a guy were to cum and is trying to get out the last bit of cum he had left in his body. Wonderful image right? That's exactly what it looked like =P
She then proceeded to say, "Man, i must've shaken it too hard, you think?"
I just about died.