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It fails at life...
The empty bottle of soju laid toppled over on their end table. Jinki and Kibum were both sound asleep, Kibum’s face buried into Jinki’s pillowy chest. Kibum’s eyes fluttered open, confused as to why he was in his best friends bed. Naked. He sat up, seeing the empty bottle of soju on the familiar end table. ‘What happened?’ he thought. All he knew was that it hurt to think.
Jinki moved a little, realizing he was not alone on his bed. ‘Why am I naked?’ He sat up, and turned to his left.
“OH, GOD.” Jinki screamed. He fell out of bed with a thud. He looked at his end table. “You-th-the-soju. NAKED?”
“You don’t handle these things very well, do you?” Kibum said.
“NO. I DON’T. ‘CUZ THESE THINGS DON’T HAPPEN OFTEN!”
“Shut up! Your parents will hear us!”
“They’re not home!”
“Then, why didn’t we do it on their bed?”
“THE FUCK, KIBUM?!”
“I’m kidding. Kinda.”
“Do you remember anything that happened?”
“I remember screaming.”
“We had sex, huh?”
“No shit, Sherlock.”
Jinki whimpered.
“YOU TOOK MY VIRGINITY AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT.”
“You whine a lot.”
“YOU’VE BEEN MY BEST FRIEND FOR YEARS. YOU’RE JUST REALIZING THAT NOW?”
“ Look, if you really want to know what sex feels like, I can show you now.”
“WHEN’D I SAY I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT SEX-”
Kibum shut him up with a kiss on the lips.
“…feels like.”
Then, everything was a blur. Jinki was panting on the floor. Kibum next to him.
“You’re a good fuck.” Kibum said.
“That was…interesting.”
“You liked it.”
Jinki just kissed his best friend.
The empty bottle of soju laid toppled over on their end table. Jinki and Kibum were both sound asleep, Kibum’s face buried into Jinki’s pillowy chest. Kibum’s eyes fluttered open, confused as to why he was in his best friends bed. Naked. He sat up, seeing the empty bottle of soju on the familiar end table. ‘What happened?’ he thought. All he knew was that it hurt to think.
Jinki moved a little, realizing he was not alone on his bed. ‘Why am I naked?’ He sat up, and turned to his left.
“OH, GOD.” Jinki screamed. He fell out of bed with a thud. He looked at his end table. “You-th-the-soju. NAKED?”
“You don’t handle these things very well, do you?” Kibum said.
“NO. I DON’T. ‘CUZ THESE THINGS DON’T HAPPEN OFTEN!”
“Shut up! Your parents will hear us!”
“They’re not home!”
“Then, why didn’t we do it on their bed?”
“THE FUCK, KIBUM?!”
“I’m kidding. Kinda.”
“Do you remember anything that happened?”
“I remember screaming.”
“We had sex, huh?”
“No shit, Sherlock.”
Jinki whimpered.
“YOU TOOK MY VIRGINITY AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT.”
“You whine a lot.”
“YOU’VE BEEN MY BEST FRIEND FOR YEARS. YOU’RE JUST REALIZING THAT NOW?”
“ Look, if you really want to know what sex feels like, I can show you now.”
“WHEN’D I SAY I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT SEX-”
Kibum shut him up with a kiss on the lips.
“…feels like.”
Then, everything was a blur. Jinki was panting on the floor. Kibum next to him.
“You’re a good fuck.” Kibum said.
“That was…interesting.”
“You liked it.”
Jinki just kissed his best friend.