I killed Kitty and took this.

[shineglistenglo]

If you can read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a fictitious memory of us.

Go, make shit up, and make it good.

Lie like its your fuckin job. Make me buy it. ;)

Comments

[thelorax]

There was that time you, me, and Johnny Depp all went to Vegas together and you totally killed at the Black Jack table but when you went to collect your winnings you had to show your i.d. which, of course, said you weren't 21 so the guy was all like "Hey I can't give you the money because you're not 21" and then Johnny stepped in and was all like "Hey I'm Johnny Depp so give me the money" and the case man was so star struck that he gave us the money so we rented out the penthouse in the Palms (the one where the real world kids stayed) and Johnny chilled with us a while but he had to fly back to france and we were like "okay" and then we stayed up all night and watched tons of movies because Johnny set us up with a huge movie selection and we ate all kinds of pasta and then ice cream and then we spent hours watching episodes of Gilmore Girls and who was better, Dean or Jess, and then we spent the next day pool side, you working on your tan and me simply reflecting the sun because I'm so pale

[shineglistenglo]

holy shit. if my life doesnt ACTUALLY turn out that way, i will be REALLY upset.

that was so great. sooooooo great. :D :D :D

<3

[thelorax]

I thought it sounded pretty kick ass.
Oh, and I miss you tons.

PS- This has to be one of the best posts EVER.
Not my comment but the post that solicited it.
Just thought you might like to know.

PPS- I REALLY MISS YOU!!!

[_lafolle__]

remember that time i gave it to you doggie style, than anal with the brand new strap on we got in the backseat of my car parked at the loop after the exit ramp to the westend off the ocean parkway? man, it was phenominal. i think about it every time i touch myself.