"Toeses Are Roses"
#32 Shindong/Shindong (Roses)
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"If Moses supposes his toeses are roses, then Moses supposes erroneously;
For nobody's toeses are posies of roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be."
"Who cares about this Moses? MY toeses are roses - I just got a pedicure!"
Shindong looked up from his English text book to see Heechul's foot on the desk. He yawned (a result from staying up the whole night) and took a look at Heechul's foot. There were actually rose decals pasted on his toes. "Eh."
"What? You don't like them?" Heechul's eyes narrowed dangerously but Shindong didn't notice as he had turned back to his textbook.
"Hmph." Heechul huffed then peered over Shindong's shoulder to look at the text. "All that English crap. When are you going to use it?"
Shindong yawned again. "I'm trying to study. I have an oral test in three hours."
"Ha!" Heechul then waved his hands around in his best imitation of a gangster. "You mother father! Hey, touch man! Yo!" He spotted Hankyung coming into the living room and ran over to bother him. "YO! You mother father!"
Shindong closed his book and sighed. There was no way he was going to be able to study now, not with all the English gibberish Heechul was shouting to Hankyung. He packed his bag, stood up, and walked to the front door. It wouldn't hurt to be three hours early to class.
Once Shindong reached his university, he found a nice spot under a tree to study. Today's oral test was to read a selected English tongue twister out loud. Shindong wished he hadn't picked the particular one he had. It wasn't that he couldn't say it because he had, after all, stayed up the whole night to perfect his pronunciation. It was just too long. He grunted and opened his textbook again. "If Moses supposes his toeses are roses, then Moses supposes erroneously; For nobody's toeses are posies of roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be."
As he read softly to himself, he began to feel sleepy. The noises around him began to fade and his eyes began to fall shut. With great difficulty, Shindong shook his head to get rid of the sleepy feeling. "Ugh."
He pulled out his phone and checked the time. Only two more hours until his test.
"Hn."
He could afford to take just a little nap. He placed his textbook back into his bag and leaned back against the tree. He closed his eyes and sighed. Visions of Heechul's toes popped into his mind, but instead of those rose decals on his toes, his toes were actually roses. Along came Hankyung dressed as a gardener with a pair of clippers, all set to trim the roses. And then....Darkness. Studying could wait. Right now, all Shindong wanted to do was sleep.
So he did.
Note: XD This was kind of weird?