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When you try to make an adventure out of Davis, sooner or later, you're gonna wind up in an ( alley. )

It's all of the good
that won't come out of me
and how eventually my mouth will just turn to dust
if i don't tell you quick
standing here on this frozen lake.

shineymicrobat's LJ stalker is mao!mao is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also in jail for murder!

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"You like this moment?" He kept asking. I laughed every time. It's a funny question. And everytime the answer was, honestly, "Yes. Very much."
"I like this moment." He agreed.

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A little girl about 5 years old is fighting with her little brother(about 3) and in the angriest most threatening voice to ever lash out of a 5-year-old's mouth she says,
"I will CUT-- YOU-- OPEN!"


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Do you ever hate everybody and love everybody at the same time? This is pretty much why my life is so complicated. Just try to love. Try to love.

The T.V. guide channel lady was interviewing some stupid teenagers from a movie and she asked them what their favorite T.V. shows were as kids. The boy said Scooby Doo was his favorite because it's a classic "...It's been around for, what, like 7 years?" and that he's trying to "pass it down" to his brother, and his brother "already watches it ( Read more... )