i think my hair products are trying to molest me...

[shini_no_megami]

so that one's not so bad...except for the rather homophobic line at the top and the words "use me" instead of "directions" down at the bottom.  but the conditioner bottle on the other hand...



first off, is "lushiousness" a word?  second off...uh...yeah...

seriously, can someone explain why there is purple prose on the back of my conditioner bottle?