Quotable quote-ness XD;;
Yo :D I'm dying with my exams and instead of studying, what do I do? I compile and search and laugh at various quotes. They're mostly sarcastic, because I like those XD Feel free to look/laugh at them, and if you have a couple of quotes to share--please leave a comment~! :D A funny website will also do XD;;
--I am Dying >.< Huhuhu.
-- Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die.
-- "The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper."
-- If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
-- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. -- I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
-- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-- I find it rather easy to protray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
-- I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
-- Instant gratification takes too long.
-- Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies.
-- The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
-- Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
-- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
-- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
-- I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion.
-- Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
-- All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
-- There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
-- Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!
-- Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
-- Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies XD
-- I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.
-- I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
-- Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
-- I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
-- Finals equals academic suicide
-- Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
-- I hear voices... They said they don't like you.
-- I'm sleeping...Please IM me quietly XD
-- Looking at the mirror. Enjoying the view. Be back later :D
-- The walls told me not to talk to you.
-- Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner.
-- I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
-- You! Out of the gene pool--NOW!
-- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
-- Nostalgia? Revenge is a form of Nostalgia right?
-- Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
-- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
-- The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
-- Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
-- In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.
-- If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.
-- Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it.
-- Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.
-- The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.
-- I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you.
-- I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
-- Hi, I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't want to talk to. Leave a message and if I don't IM you back, well, what can I say?
-- Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.
-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
-- Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
-- There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
--I am Dying >.< Huhuhu.
-- Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die.
-- "The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper."
-- If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
-- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. -- I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
-- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-- I find it rather easy to protray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
-- I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
-- Instant gratification takes too long.
-- Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies.
-- The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
-- Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
-- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
-- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
-- I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion.
-- Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
-- All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
-- There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
-- Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!
-- Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
-- Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies XD
-- I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.
-- I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
-- Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
-- I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
-- Finals equals academic suicide
-- Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
-- I hear voices... They said they don't like you.
-- I'm sleeping...Please IM me quietly XD
-- Looking at the mirror. Enjoying the view. Be back later :D
-- The walls told me not to talk to you.
-- Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner.
-- I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
-- You! Out of the gene pool--NOW!
-- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
-- Nostalgia? Revenge is a form of Nostalgia right?
-- Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
-- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
-- The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
-- Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
-- In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.
-- If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.
-- Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it.
-- Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.
-- The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.
-- I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you.
-- I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
-- Hi, I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't want to talk to. Leave a message and if I don't IM you back, well, what can I say?
-- Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.
-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
-- Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
-- There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?