Title: All Male…(8/?)
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae
Genre: Comedy, Semi-Angst, Semi-Drama, M-preg
Rating: Pg-13
Summary: It was accidental. All things bad are accidental, but his is just unfortunate and just not possible. He blames his parents and god. Mostly parents.
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All Male…
Part 8
Junsu was lying on the pullout comforter, legs were set, his stomach huge he could barely see the 50” screen TV and the remote was on the table way to the left. Of course, and no one was home and he was so very comfortable. He wiggled this way and that and when nothing worked he caught sight of the phone.
He picked up the black receiver from the pillow and looked at it. The numbers were tempting him, begging to be pushed. He looked up to the remote then back at the phone.
Before he knew it the phone was dialing and the tone changed to ringing. It only rang once and Changmin answered.
“Hyung? Are you ok? Nothing wrong? Your ok right?” It was an onslaught of questions directed at him, and suddenly he felt bad for calling the other to get his remote. So he took a deep breath and let it out.
“No, I just felt like calling you, so…how are you?” and he picked at the lint on the blanked that was only big enough to cover his stomach.
“Um…Fine, getting my make up done and then I will be recording that TV show with Yunho and Jae, in like three minutes.” And then the line went silent, uncomfortable silence greeted the both men.
“Right,” After the silence got to be too much.
“Yes!” this perked Junsu right back up, maybe there was something.
“I have to go if nothing is wrong, they directors and what nots are calling me.”
“Oh.” And just as fast all that perkiness went downhill.
“K, but you sure your ok? I mean you did call and all, and if anything does happen and all I know is I will be dead. o.k.?”
“Changmin, for being the so called smart one that was just stupid, but yeah I’m fine, you have to go right? I just heard Jae calling you. Well, good luck, to all of you ok.” And he pressed the end button.
He looked at the phone a little more, then glared at it and threw it clear across the room, hitting the wall and breaking it in half or just the battery fell out, either way it was in more than one piece and it made him slightly happy.
This was not fair; ever since this happened his whole life had been put on hold, on top of an eggshell. HE WAS GOING TO KILL YOOCHUN THE NEXT TIME HE SAW THE MAN!!!
He grabbed his stomach and rubbed it. Still, this was his, his tiny miracle of oddness; he/she was going to be awesome beyond all reason. After all Junsu was the mom and he was awesome and then there was Yoochun, Mr. cheese ball, goofy, great pianist hands that were to die for, eyes that looked so deep in Junsus soul he just knew that Yoochun loved him, words that wrapped around his heart like silky ribbons and…and…Damn now he was getting horny and he couldn’t even touch himself. IF GOD WAS HIS WHITNESS HE WAS GOING TO KILL YOOCHUN!
He blew the hair of his face trying to entertain himself, trying miserably to erase the nasty, sex images from his mind, he was failing horribly and he was stuck on a god damned couch with only an ice cream tub and a large spoon….Hey large spoon…Should he? Was it even sanitary? After ten minutes of debating on the spoon his erection went down and he just settled for glaring at the reflection on the big TV.
He looked and really looked, this was the first time in months that he had really seen himself, after the fiasco with the mirror in the bathroom, everyone had agreed that hiding the mirrors was the best thing they could do for Junsu.
There he was, big as a whale, hair longer than last time, big swollen feet and miserable. He felt like crying. He was stuck at home all the time; he couldn’t leave since he was Xiah Junsu, Kim Junsu and blah blah blah!!! He wanted to go out!!! FUCK SOCIETY AND ITS RULES!!! He needed to be outside; kicking a soccer ball….HE WAS GOING TO KILL YOOCHUN!!!!
The door to the house opened and Junsu turned sharply.
“YOU LEFT ME HERE FOR 15 MINUTES ALONE, TV OFF AND THE REMOTE ON THE OTHER END OF THE HOUSE!? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!” Yoochun for the most part just looked up at Junsu, smiled and held up a whole new carton of Rocky Road Chocolate ice-cream.
“I knew there was a big reason why I let you in my pants!” and with that he reached for the carton and he found the big spoon in front of him being held by Yoochun, who leaned down and gave him a small kiss on his fore head.
“Sorry babe, was it that awful?”
“You have no idea, I thought the walls were gonna cave in and I would die. Bored! Can you imagine the last thing I remember that I was bored?” and he ripped the top off and dug in the ice-cream.
One spoon and he gave it back.
“That’s enough, it was delicious, thanks.” And he snuggled back into the comforter.
Yoochun just smiled slightly and went to the kitchen and put the ice cream next to all the their opened but will never be eaten because they smell funny cartons of Rocky Road Ice-cream cartons that they had bought for Junsu during the week.
Closing the door, he picked up the remote and sat next to Junsu who snuggled into his side immediately.
Stroking the others hair he turned the TV on and began to surf occasionally stopping wherever Junsu saw something that caught his attention and soon enough the pregnant male fell asleep.
He kissed the others forehead and snuggled in a little in the small comforter and fell asleep, that was how the other three found them and Changmin immediately went to check the fridge, he could never be sure how much Junsu would eat and if he had anything to eat. This time he did. He was very happy.
He had told the other two that Junsu had called him and just like him they two turned sharply to him, anxious faces.
He had explained that it was just Junsu being bored and it was ok but he knew all three of them were still a little worried.
Once they had all verified that everything was ok, they each went into their own habitual rituals, Yunho checking the mail, Jaejoong checking the dish water and Changmin feeding his stomach.
They were all quiet, only shuffling of paper and some chinks as the glasses touched each other when Jae put them up was heard and suddenly a shrill filled the room.
Yoochun jumped sky high, Yunhos chair scraped against the wood as he ran to the living room, Jaejoong dropped the two expense china plates and Changmin grabbed his sandwich to go as they all followed Yunho.
They came to be greeted with a withering Junsu, who was holding his stomach and breathing labored. And anxious Yoochun hovered and kept looking back and forth between them all. He clearly didn’t know what was going on either.
Then another bone chilling scream filled the room and suddenly Yoochun was by Junsus side, Yunho was dialing 911 and Changmin had dropped his sandwich and followed Jaejoong to the bathroom to get the wash basin.
TBC~
A/N: So yeah, Tada!?! I updated again. I feel so good…I’m seven clouds off the ground…nine involves Yoosu and me with a camera.
Anyway, hopefully you all will like it. I will update as soon as I can!
As always Comments are L-O-V-E! S2~