[Fanfic] All Male...(11/?)

[shinnykinz]

Title: All Male… (11/?)

Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae

Genre: Comedy, Semi-Angst, Semi-Drama, M-preg

Rating: Pg-13

Summary: It was accidental. All things bad are accidental, but his is just unfortunate and just not possible. He blames his parents and god. Mostly parents.



All Male…

Part 11

Junsu opened his eyes and looked around him, everything was white, he felt like a bus had collided with him and then a train had decided to body slam him for fun. It hurt everywhere, and then suddenly a dark shadow loomed in his face and a small finger was moving this way and that and he followed it, like cat with a piece of string. It was strange and it started to hurt him so he blinked his eyes shut for second then opened them again this time a whole palm was in his face.

“How many fingers?” the talking black blob talked to him and he just looked at the hand, counted the fingers just to make sure, and then looked to the blob that was surrounded by a halo of light but soon his eyes began to adjust and the blob took form of his doctor.

“Five. And why am I here?” reaching he rubbed at his face and noticed the IV hanging off his hand.

“What the?” and he looked around him and then the heart monitor began to beep, louder and faster and suddenly he was pushed down and the face of Yoochun smiling brightly at him entered his vision.

“Calm down sleeping beauty. You’re ok.” and Yoochun the hair of his face.

Suddenly the heart monitor went down and the doctor looked from Junsu to Yoochun then stepped back. This was a private moment.

Then just as he had stepped back the heart monitor went nuts, and Junsu had shot up right. Pressing at his stomach, checking, and since it was flat, his eyes wild turned to Yoochun, who just smiled and motioned to the left and right there, just to his left in a small baby cot, were his two children…two? Wait…What?!

He turned just as sharply to Yoochun, asking with his eyes, and the other just smiled even wider and kissed him on his forehead.

“Yeah, two.” He just knew what Junsu was thinking, he knew that look, he had just gotten over his shock, and thank god, his babies were the cutes things in the world.

“But…”

“According to Changminnie I’m a fertile and potent bastard.” And he rubbed his thumbs fondly on Junsus temples the other just closed his eyes and buried his face in Yoochuns hands.

It felt good, soft and soothing.

A few moments passed in silence and just outside their room Changmin was looking through the window, biting his bottom lip raw. No one yet had figured out that he’d named them. Supposedly Jaejoong had asked Yunho about the evil witchy nurse and he’d said that he hadn’t seen her and then that was all. End of conversation, but, Changmin just knew his goose was cooked; the minute Junsu had begun to stir.

Their quiet moment got pushed aside as Junsu pushed against Yoochuns chest and faced the man.

“Give me.” and he looked to the babies, his babies, his boys. And Yoochun just smiled and got off the bed and reached for one of his sons, and then turned around.

“Which one?”

“Both, I love them equally. Now give me!” and he stretched out his hands as Yoochun passed on one of his sons to him and kept the other for himself.

The site was breath taking,

The two of them were smiling down at the cute babies, and Yoochun kept talking to the one in his hands and then looking to Junsu, who would look annoyed and then tell the baby boy in his hand something that would make Yoochun smile, and so on so for and it all led to them holding their children and sharing a kiss.

Out side, Changmin gave a soft smile, the four idiots made a cute scene, a cute family even, he was happy, from his peripheral vision he caught site of Jaejoong clutching his arms tightly into fists and then cough an uncomfortably, stepping back from the door.

“I’m, I think they need some more time, I’ll go get Junsu something to eat, and he’s bound to be hungry.” And he practically ran, Yunho was a step behind him and Changmin watched them till they rounded a corner and were gone, and he turned around just in time to see Junsu get a very good close up look at the words written on the crib, and then he gulped. This was it. His life was over, good bye computer with files that served him well, good bye beautiful face because he was sure as hell Junsu was gonna butcher him, good bye…

“SHIM CHANGMIN!!!!”

And Junsu had turned around caught sight of him. Yep he was dead as a door knob.

“GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!!!” and he all but peed in his pants. Still he owed his Hyung so he pulled up his big boy panties and stepped inside, where both Yoochun and Junsu were looking at him…with if looks could kill.

“You, as in you,” and Changmin nodded his head. “You named my babies?” again he just nodded his head. Here it comes. And he closed both his eyes. Death was at his door step and it had already knocked once.

“Why?”

And he looked to them both; well they weren’t throwing fire balls so he could at least breathe.

“Well, you were unconscious, and then so were you…” at that Junsu turned to Yoochun and gave him an ‘are you for real look’, and Yoochun just kept looking forward.

“Right, well and then Jaejoong hyung told NurseWit---the nurse I mean, to go look for Yunho and he had just left and then she kept yelling and she was GIANT and I had to or I would be dead.”

They looked to him and then to each other, then back to him.

“So…are you guys mad?” and the other two just smiled at each other, and shook their heads, no.

“But, I just named you children, Your Children, and you had no say in said naming.” And he swore Junsus eyebrow twitched a little but then the other smiled and he was in the clear.

“It’s fine, they are fine names, they feel perfect even, even if either of us was awake we couldn’t of possibly thought of better ones…at least that’s how it feels.” And Yoochun shook his head in agreement with Junsu.

“THEY ARE?” and this time he took a step forward. Were the other two losing their minds?

“Why wouldn’t they be?” and this time Junsu squinted his eyes.

“I mean, yeah, they are.” And Junsu didn’t buy it for a sec, Changmin did something that he was not going to be happy about.

“What did you do?” and Yoochun asked the question as Junsu kept thinking.

“Nothing, I named them good names, to quote you two. Names that just feel right.” And then Junsu looked at him, really looked at him and then that spark went off in his brain.

“Min-Yoo, and Min-Su…YOU NAMED OUR KIDS MINNI YOOSU?!” and Changmin backed off just a little as the other male handed Min-Yoo to his father before he lunged at Changmin, who scrambled and ran off as the other one ripped his IV almost off before the pain hit him and he just laid back down since his two babies had started to cry from all the yelling.

Oooh but Junsu was sure the big baby was going to get it. He was going to so get his just dessert.

***

Junsu was jabbing at him with his IV, while Jaejoong strangles him and Yoochun tries to castrate him.  And through all this Yunho, rubs his temples and sips his tea, talking to the manager on the other line, discussing his replacement. Life was crushing on him too much, so much so that it was killing him.

“HOW COULD YOU!?” and he would jab at his arms. “THEY ARE MY KIDS, MINE! YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO NAME THEM!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!” and tears would stream down his cheeks.

“You, you! What in the world told you it was ok to name them that?!” and the hold on his throat would tighten and his breathing would not come and suddenly he felt cold down there, and he managed to spot a sharp exacta knife as it flew slowly down to his most precious spot….and he tried to move his body this way and that, this could not be happening!

And suddenly he cried, cried like a baby and his eye flew open and was greeted with the sight of the crib that had the two babies, both red in the face crying out for their mommy and daddy who currently were out, press conferences and left Changminnie to baby sit.

He heaved a sigh and bent over and picked the oldest, by a minute and 3 seconds and cradled him in one arm and reached for the other as well, both calmed down slightly and just opened their eyes wide, staring at him and he just looked at them both.

They were breathtakingly beautiful and looked so much like both Yoochun and Junsu and it was scary.

They tiled their heads to the side and Changmin made a silly face at them, and suddenly the youngest one let out a bark like laughter that held the similar ring of Ehkyangkyang, and he blinked then looked to the door than the baby and then back at the door and then Yelled for Jaejoong, in the other side of the apartment.

Jaejoong hearing the desperation in Changmins voice practically flew over to him and slid on the wooden floors a couple of inches out of the door and walked in, breathing labored.

“WHAT? What’s wrong? Are they ok?!” and he was already picking the two twins off of Changmins arms and inspecting them, wiping their wet faces of and looking to Changmin for an answer.

“Nothing is wrong, it’s just. I was right,” and Jaejoong looked to him waiting for an explanation.

“The names, I was so dead on, I am a Genius!”  And suddenly he found himself cradling the oldest and a big fat slap on the back of his neck.

“You nearly gave me a heart attack, only so that you could boast about naming them again!”

“Well…” crap.

“Well? What was it this time? Did the oldest move his nose all funny or was it the tinny curl in his dark hair that made the youngest look like…”

“He laughed just like Junsu.” And suddenly Jaejoong rounded on him again.

“Excuse me?”

“Look.”  And he got back up in the youngest ones face and made the silly face and the other just stared at him then his eyes close and an EhKyangkyang vibrated and just as suddenly Jaejoong was ringing up Yoochun.

“OH MY GOD!!! YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS!!!” and he put the receiver to the baby and Yoochun who, had nearly died of fright at seeing Jaejoong call him, dropped his phone, looked to Yunho and then ran for Junsu, they had to get back home now!

“Chunnie what’s wrong?” Junsu asked after his lover, who was rushing to the car like a mad man, leaving Yunho to settle the whole mess of them leaving in the middle of a TV shooting.

“The babies.” and he didn’t get a word in after that.

“WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT MY BABIES!? ARE THEY OK? WHATS WRONG? WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SO EARLIER! PARK YOOCHUN! ANSWER ME!!” and he had stopped and pulled Yoochun by the shoulder looking at him in the eye, Junsu was on the verge of breaking down and Yoochun was smiling a megawatt smile.

“STOP SMILING, WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY KIDS!?” and he nearly was hysterical.

“Nothing, Min-Su laughed! You should have heard him! I mean oh my god!” and he pushed Junsu in the passenger seat and got into the drivers end.

He had turned on the car when Junsu had finally gotten half of his senses back.

“Laughing? Min-Su!” and he was smiling.

And Yoochun was just nodding his head, while he turned on a corner.

“Oh, my god! So how did it sound? Was it cute and like little bells ringing? Or wha?” and he was shaking Yoochuns shoulder and smiling, this was the best news ever.

“EhKyangKyang!”  Yoochun said and Junsu punched him in the shoulder.

“Don’t make fun of me, this is an important moment. What did my son sound like?”

“Your son? What about me? What am I?”

“Chopped liver, now tell me!!” and he was whining, this was not fair, he had carried Min-Su in his stomach he should of heard it first!

“I did, babe.” And Junsu looked to him.

“When?”

“Ehkyangkyang!” and this time he got punched again.

“Not funny!”

“No, Min-Su sounds just like you, he has your laugh! It was so adorable!” and suddenly they reached a screeching halt in front of their apartment complex and Junsu had already jumped out, running toward the doors laughing his own EHKYANGKYANG!

TBC~

A/N: Well? What say you? You guys like it? Its way longer than the other ones and I will be putting in the Yunjae at the hospital part in the next chapter, so be ready for it. ^^ Also this is for Chloe1910 because I used a quote straight from her last chapter and forgot to credit her! Thanks for not being mad at me for it!^^

For now I will leave you with this tiny happy ending…^^

Comments and Criticism is L-O-V-E-D! S2!~