[FanFic] All Male...Problem with School (2/3)
Chapter 2
The rest of the day had passed relatively well, Jaejoong kept busy here and there and Yoochun watched cartoons on TV with his tiny little brats.
“How’s it going over there?” Jaejoongs voice floated from the hallway that led to Yoochuns office/recording studio.
“Fine, were still alive if it’s what you really wanted to know.” Yoochun replied his head only slightly turned to Jaejoong; he was honest to god actually very engrossed in the cartoon.
“Good, just checking.” After a small pause he spoke again. “What are you guys doing?”
Only silence greeted him.
“Yoochun?”
Still nothing.
“YOOCHUN!” And Yoochun jumped three feet in the air.
“What? Scared the shit out of me…” and right as the ‘s’ word left his mouth his two little Minnie monsters began to giggle.
“Did you just cuss!?” and here it goes. “In front of you kids!!!”
“Yoochun, you should know better than that! They are at a very crucial stage right now.” And slowly the voice advanced till it was coming straight from in front of him, blocking his view.
“Jae, seriously?”
“Don’t seriously me! Yoochun” and the minute Jaejoong said that and in that tone of voice, ‘the I’m only doing this for your own good and not trying to insult you’ Yoochun raised his hand up.
“Jaejoong, look me and Junsu have talked about this, contrary to what you may believe and contrary to the fact that we are actually grown men with a family of our own, even if you will never see us as such, but as your two kids, which still will always disturb me but I love you as a brother so I’m gonna over look it as I’ve done so for many years now.” And he looked at Jaejoong straight in the eyes when he said the next part.
“But we as in me and my baby mama-don’t tell Junsu I called him that- have come to an agreement that at times we will cuss, and out of the many awful words in the dictionary and out in the world, we picked shit as an ok word, since one it refers to a bowel movement which we all as human being abide by and two it makes them giggle and we release our stress.”
Jaejoong just looked at him for a whole minute, and then he blinked slow and took a deep breath.
“So, you discussed this and came up with that as a result?” he asked eyebrow up, tone even. Yoochun wasn’t sure if that was a good sign or a sign that the apocalypse was upon them.
“Yes.” And Yoochuns eyes shifted to his two kids who what suddenly shimmied off to the other side of the sofa as opposed to his lap. And that’s when he figured out the answer…Apocalypse.
“You…” and Jaejoong took another breath and shook his head.
“You…you…are…I don’t even know what you are, but god so help me when Junsu gets his” and he looked to the eyes looking at him all wide and looking like they were absorbing everything and anything that he said. Getting a hold of his rollercoaster of emotions in check, lowering his voice he continued on. “Gluteus maximus home I’m going to tear you both a new one.”
There was a small quite that vibrated around and then the twins began to giggle and Jaejoong turned to Yoochun.
“Don’t tell me, you both decided that ass as a part of a human body was an ok word around kids to?”
And Yoochun just looked at anything and everything around him, like the blu-ray player that needed to be dusted, or the clock that was a minute off that needed to be fixed, or the new carpet they needed to install, anything but Jaejoongs face, because he knew only too well just what would greet him.
“I’m going to kill you, or better yet, Yunho is going to kill you, no I take that back, he is going to break your back first then kill you!”
“Um…speaking of Yunho, wasn’t he supposed to be here 3 hours ago?” Yoochun interrupted before Jaejoong got stared into one of his 5 hour long lectures.
“Yes,”
“So…where is he then?”
“School conference, apparently you and our two heroes sitting in the corner started a chain reaction at the school.”
“What?”
“Your fiasco got Yunho called in as well, our delightful sons have been called in to the principal’s office and Yunho got called in so they could ‘talk’ about the problem that our children might be facing.”
“Seriously?! I mean what? Ruining my day and completely pissing me off wasn’t enough?” Yoochuns voice rose up with every word he spoke. “Now they got you all involved as well?”
Jaejoong just shook his head and took a seat on the recliner and crossed his legs.
“Well, if it’s any consolation to you, Yunho is 120% on your side about the punching teacher fiasco, in fact, to quote his text ‘punch was not enough death would be better’ he is even more furious, but appa always did have better control when it came to public relations, can’t say the same about when he gets home,” and he let out a breath. “My poor azaleas.”
Yoochun wanted to ask, but decided that would be another flood gate that opened so he just kept his mouth shut and threw the remote on the coffee table.
“Is Appa goin be groundeded?” a small voice spoke up; shocking both Yoochun and Jaejoong from their little stupor they had wandered into.
“What?” Yoochun asked Min-Su who had spoken and looked like someone had kicked his puppy.
“We didned want to be bad, ex-ese-esspe-but they were mean, said two appas was bad and no umma was sad.” Min-Yoo spoke up.
“Yeah, and then we said we had an appa who we call umma, and they laugheded at us, made Min-Yoo cried, so I pusheded them. Sowwy.” And Min-Su was closed to tears as he said that. “I not want appa gwondeded!” and then he did actually burst into tears, which was followed soon by Min-Yoo. Yoochuns mood went even further down south than he thought was possible. The very thought that his two precious sons were reduced to tears and then have that awful teacher back the other students up, ‘because they are politically correct’ suddenly Yoochun thought that a punch was going easy on the fucker, Yunho had the right idea, death was way better.
Reaching for his kids, who burrowed their faces in his chest as much as they could he rubbed their backs and whispered words of love as Jaejoong was going through emotions like wet wipes. From surprise to complete anger to finally being totally furious, Yoochun just hoped that Jae-hyung would have better control because two babies was enough at the moment.
After the two had calmed down slightly and Jaejoong had gone to the kitchen to ‘get them something to snack on’ or more like fume, Yoochun wiped his babies’ faces with his sleeves and kissed them both on the forehead.
“You are perfect, and appa is not gonna be grounded, I promise, and if ever anyone ever, ever and I mean EVER makes either of you cry you tell appas ok?” Yoochun told his two most prized possessions in the world.
“And your uncles too!” Jaejoongs voice popped in.
“Yeah them too, and you always watch out for each other ok? And your cousins, always!” and he poked Min-Yoo in the side where he knew his son was most sensitive.
The younger one giggled and his face lost that awful sad expression that Yoochun would move the earth and stars to never see again, and Min-Su just nodded his head, face completely serious, taking every word his appa said to heart. He pulled both of them close to him and squished them and soon both began to wiggle and giggle and Yoochun felt that his day was just brightened a little.
Their wiggle giggle fight was suddenly stopped short when the door bell rang and small little pounds kept hitting the door.
“Ah, Uncle Minnie is here and he brought his little monster with him from what I hear.” Jaejoong said as he put down the cups of milk and cookies and went to answer the door before there were indentions from the small little feet.
TBC~
A/N: TADA! Second part is up! I am on a roll. Let’s all pray to whatever deity and Junsus fine rump that it continues! There is not much going on but you all at least should of picked up on now that they all have little minnie me’s running around. Although I’m so glad I can always count on sidmaron who always pick up on my tiny hints! You always make my day! So I dedicate this chapter to you and the next one as well!
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