Title: Pichun (4/?)
Author: Shinnykinz
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae
Rating:pg-13+
Genre: Romance, Comedy (Possible Drama)
Summary: The Yoosu couple has found itself competition in the form of the Pichun couple and Junsu is not gonna have any of that.
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You could hear a pin drop in the living room as everyone waited for Junsu to elaborate on his little outburst but from the looks of it
he sure as hell wasn't gonna say anything, and Changmin did not just walk out of the bedroom after having a storm session to only stare at his hyung who was currently getting redder and redder in the face.
"You care to elaborate on that?" He finally spoke up. He wasn't known to keep his mouth shut for to long, in a happy note he was very glad that his hyungs didn't really get on to him about his rudeness and snark as most would but that thought had to wait, Yamashita stealing Yoosu from Junsu hyung now that was something.
"Elaborate on what?"
And Changmin wanted to just smash his face against the wall, seriously, was Junsu really gonna go there?
"Elaborate on how in seven fucking hells you managed to make it this far with a brain your size?" he said as Junsu's eyes got wider and everyone else just stared at him, again, he found himself thanking the heavens for hyungs that did not castrate him from what he actually said to Junsu.
"You already said it once, now just make us understand on what is actually brewing in that pea brain of yours?" he elaborated instead, and hoped against hope that Junsu was not actually gonna try to dodge the question again by pretending he didn't understand it, cause Changmin honestly then would have just smashed his face on the wall.
"Oh, that…" and Junsu began to wring his hands together and shifting his gaze everywhere but to them.
"Yeah, that," and this time he got a small kick to his shin from Yoochun. Honestly what was with these two and his shins?
"Well, I don't wanna talk about it." Junsu finally muttered and every fiber in Changmins body was yelling at him to go and grab his hyung by his collar and shake him till he came to his senses or just till he passed out, at this point anything aside from denial or shut out from Junsu-hyung would make him happy.
"You-" and he got cut off by Jaejoong, who was giving him that look, the one that basically said, one more word and you are on a diet that you really don't want, and so Changmin shut up as Jaejoong took over.
"That's fine, its something you have to deal with, we understand." he spoke softly and took a seat beside Junsu, and Changmin just made a face at the two. We UNDERSTAND? What was Jaejoong smoking? The situation Junsu had been causing was beyond understanding.
"But, just remember that whenever you're ready to talk we are all here, anytime and anywhere, just say the word." and he turned to the rest, as he rubbed Junsus back soothingly. "Right everyone?" and he gave them all another stare that said agree or God help you.
So with no choice in the matter they all nodded their heads in agreement and Changmin noticed that Junsu was relaxing slightly.
"Right then, now since this whole fiasco is over," Jaejoong started as he pushed off the sofa, "Lets finish picking up Changmins chips off the floor before the rats come out to eat it."
First of, the fiasco was over? Changmin begged to differ, in fact he honest to god knew it just got worse and two, there were NO RATS in their home, but he bit his tongue and bent down to collect his fallen snacks.
After a whole hour, of Jaejoong being nit picky about every little crumb to the point they even got the vacuum cleaner out and moved the furniture around so he could clean all the 'dust bunnies and vermin attracting snacks' out of the apartment he made sure to drag Yunho to the market with him to buy bug spray and anything else that could get rid of their pest and prevent any more pest problems.
Everyone had already told him that the rats didn't exist that he had come in at the wrong time in the conversation but that was futile and so here he was in the kitchen his arms covered in suds up to his elbows cleaning every single piece of kitchen ware they had.
Because as Jaejoong had put it, 'just in case the rat got into them' and just because his oldest nut bag of hyung had gone off his deep end, did not mean Changmin had to stop listening, especially since he could put Changmin on a un-needed and un-wanted diet anytime Jaejoong hyung pleased, so he sucked it up and got his hands nice and prunny at least he didn't have to go shopping with him or worse do all laundry like the other two were currently doing.
Yoochun was currently contemplating if maybe his best friend and secret very secret, so secret everyone knew but didn't, crush was actually clinically insane.
It could be possible, especially if Junsu was the one they were talking about.
"So," he began and then let it drop, what the hell was he going to actually say to him. What was going on new in Junsus life? He already knew what was going on, Junsu glued his ass to Yoochun for the past 2 weeks that Yoochun knew everything that Junsu was currently into, was currently doing, and currently fan-girling (not Yamashita that was for sure).
That only left the question of, What the hell was that back there? And he sure as hell wasn't gonna ask that. He to be truthfully honest didn't want to know.
"Yeah?" Junsu voiced back and Yoochun just handed him a hand full of folded clothes to put in the washer.
"Never Mind, it was stupid." that was what his great mind could come up with.
"Its never stupid Chun-face, now tell me." Junsu pushed. Well crap Yoochun was in trouble..
"Um…I was just thinking, my colors might dim…" wow talk about igneous. Yoochun wasn't sure weather to smack him self or just take a dive with his shirts in the washer. Junsu for the most part looked at him for a bit then.
"Ok, never mind, that was stupid." and he smiled real big and elbowed Yoochun , who thanked the lord that Junsu really did believe him on anything at face value.
After a few more quite minutes Junsu spoke up.
"Hey, you don't think that was strange in the living room do you?" and Yoochun could of sworn the temperature went down 30 degrees.
"What?"
"The whole outburst thing, I mean I'm asking you, cause I know you wouldn't lie to me." and he turned those big eyes on Yoochun and Yoochun forgot how to breath for a second.
"Um…I…Um…" wow, could his vocabulary get any clearer? And Junsus face fell slightly and he bit his lip.
"It was wasn't it?"
"I…Um…" My god could he say anything aside from um and I? Yoochun was beginning to hate his mouth along with his short circuit brain.
"That bad huh?"
"I…Um…Kinda" he finally offered.
"Well that sucks." and Junsu turned his back to him, trying to busy himself with their chore, Yoochun was currently smacking his wide forehead that Junsu wanted to play soccer on.
"Look, it wasn't that strange, just out of left field." he tried to console the sad looking dolphin, Damn but did he suck at this.
Why couldn't it have been Jaejoong he was helping he really didn't need to say much, usually the elder just went off on his own till he felt better, Junsu didn't, he thought and thought and thought about it till it became a disease.
"I mean it was weird, but until you tell us more, were just gonna take you at face value and say its normal."
"But you don't think it is normal?"
Fuck, if Junsu didn't know how to ask the difficult questions.
"I think its not strange."
"That does not make it normal."
"Fine," Yoochun gave up, he could not win with the duck butt. "Its not normal, its random and just…just…how the hell did you even come up with that?" he finally broke down and asked what he really wanted to ask. How in seven hells did Yamashita take Yoosu away from Junsu, and since when was Yoosu Junsus to begin with?
"Pichun" was all Junsu offered.
"What?"
"The couple name was Pichun"
"Ah. What couple name?"
"Yours and Yamashitas"
"What?"
"On the english site that was supposed to be for Yoosu only, Pichun was taking over slowly, all the stories they wrote, after a
while they were all, either Pichun or Yoosu and Pichun."
"Right…What?" He was beginning to sound like a broken record.
"Pi stands for YamaPI and Chun for YooCHUN."
"Right…what?" Seriously, was he getting dumber or was Junsu just nuts?
"Look it was our couple fansite, it was supposed to be only the Yoosu couple, I mean yeah its sounds strange but its an 'US'
thing" and Junsu pointed to himself then Yoochunto emphasize that.
"Why was he even in there?!" and he looked really hurt about it to.
"Im not sure, but Im sure there is an explanation." Yoochun offered he didn't know what else to do.
"Right, like you two were caught at a stupid bar getting drunk with your arms around each other."
"What? No. I don't even know the guy, why would I go drinking with him or getting drunk with him?" Yoochun was flabberghasted.
"Well, then why was he mooching his way into the Yoosu territory? Explain that to me then smooth talker." and he poked Yoochun on the chest.
"Well…"
"Exactly, there is no reason except you where whoring yourself out." and Yoochun honestly suddenly felt that he was being yelled at by a very jealous lover…and then it clicked.
"Junsu, Su-su…are you jealous?" and he leaned real close to Junsus face just so that he would not miss any of the reactions that phrase caused for the current dumbfounded duck butt.
"Wha?"
"Are you JEALOUS?" and he said the last word really clear and loud just so Junsu couldn't pretend he didn't understand or pretend he didn't hear.
Junsu for the most part, just kept opening his mouth and then shutting it close, he looked like fish out of water, wide eyes and all, and for amount of time it took for Junsu to register what, Yoochun felt his heart getting faster and faster and about to burst and his smile getting wider and wider he felt like he was about to explode from happiness.
Junsu was jealous of the thought that Yamashita was in anyway connected to Yoochun and Yoochun had hope yet.
TBC~
A/N: Alrighty then! It would seem I have been bitten by the writing and artsy bug (she was a whore, just so you guys know. I feel like you NEEDED to know that.)And Chapter 4 is here! ^^ Yay!
This Story is fun to write only because I cant wait to get to the ending and have Junsu show LJ to Yoochun. Because that is where the fun starts! ^^ (For me anyway…not sure how you all will take it.)
And because I love you all I bestow upon you a horrid doodle of YooSu fighting over a dolphin. I can honestly say I have no idea why they are fighting over it so…im gonna leave it you guys to tell me why? I really would love to know your reasons. ^^
As always.
Comments are APPRECIATED and DEARLY LOVED~ S2~