Okay, i so better cut this. Click here if you wanna see me attempt to fill out 400 questions. I'm not gonna do some sections such as friends, because i will be repeating myself too much and it will be stupid. Anyway, if you think you can do the whole thing, do tell me, id be very impressed.
Basic Information
Full Name: Adam Joseph Shaw
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bi
Single?: Yep
If Yes, Are You Currently Interested In Somone?: ^_^ Kinda. Its just physical though.
If so who?: The waiter that works across the road from where i work *___*
If No, Who Are You Dating?: N/A
For How Long?: N/A
Birthdate: 13/02/86
Age: 18
Age You Act: 10
Age You Wish You Were: 16
Height: 5 something i think.
Weight: Cant quite hit the 8 stone yet.
Eye Colour: Light Grey. With a hint of blue apparantly XD!
Hair Colour: Black right now.
Lefty/Righty/Ambidextrous: Right
Living Arrangement: I get to live how i want to, in exchange, when i die he gets my soul.
Do You Have Any Siblings?: Step sisters. MAX knows how many though.
If So What Are Their Names?: Forgot
Have Any Pets?: i have a beautiful German Shepard called Ky and a Lovebird. (hatebird) He's the Giblet Bandit.
What Is Your Job?: I work in a pet shop.
Piercings?: No thanks.
Tattoos?: no way!
Obsessions?: Tons!
If So What Are They?: The waiter over the road >_>, food, any game/manga/anime im in to at the time.
Addictions?: Probably the same as obsessions.
If So What Are They?: So this is why you're 400 questions long?
Do You Speak Another Language?: I can say colour in American. "color"
If So What Language?: ...
Do You Have A Favourite Quote?: Yeah, its "OMG LI3k WTF!?!1ONE! LOL"
If So What Quote?: This isnt funny. I should read the next one before answering.
Do You Have A Webpage?: I think i have a few actually.
About Your Life
Do You Live In The Moment?: No, i live in my house. (flat)
Do You Consider Yourself Tolerant Of Others?: Ha! Yes, very very much so.
Do You Have Any Secrets?: Right now, i dont think so. Nothing i'd say was espescially secret.
Do You Hate Yourself?: Not really
Do You Hate Your Handwriting?: xD yeah, its scribbly.
Do You Have Any Bad Habits?: I brood alot, and often slip in to my own little world.
What Is The Compliment You Get Most From People?: That would make me sound slightly egotistical.
If A Movie Was Made About Your Life, What Would It Be Called?: "The adventure of the hero that fought the dragon with the magic rocket and the explosion planet of blue ice breeze swirly gem stone/Holy War 38455000: Project Omega Flame Confirmation [armageddon blade] VII".
What's Your Biggest Fear?: Babies
Can You Sing?: In my head, im awesome.
Do You Ever Pretend To Be Someone Else Just To Look Cool?: Sometimes i pretend im a knight with magic powers. I'm cool then.
Are You A Loner?: Yeah.
What Is Your Number One Priority In Life?: To get through it all.
If You Were Another Person, Would You Be Friends With You?: I think i'd clash with myself.
Are You A Daredevil?: When im in the bath tub with my soap, i pretend its a submarine and im the daredevil captain. But theres giant squids and omg TONS of sea monsters and stuff! :O!
Is There Anything You Fear Or Hate About Yourself?: I dont trust people. At all.
Are You Passive, Aggressive, Or Both?: Passive. To an extreme.
Do You Have A Journal?: ....No
What Is Your Greatest Strength?: I own the Bright Shield rune.
What Is Your Greatest Weakness?: Cake.
If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself, What Would It Be?: No point thinking about what cant be.
Are You Emotionally Strong?: I think so.
Is There Anything You Regret Doing In Life?: Only silly things. I wish i'd been more serious about college.
Is There Anything You Regret Not Doing In Life?: I wish i had learned to swim o_o
Do You Think Life Has Been Good So Far?: Cant complain. Well, i can but thats just because im british, its what we do.
What Is The Most Important Lesson You've Learned From Life?: Dont trust ANYONE.
What Do You Like Most About Your Body?: :O It moves and everything!
What Do You Like Most About Your Personality?: I can switch it to get on with anyone, if i choose so.
Do You Think You Are Good Looking?: I'm not ugly, i know that much.
Are You Confident?: Not really.
What Fictional Character Are You Most Like?: Riou!
Are You Perceived Wrongly?: Yeah...
Do You...
Smoke?:
Do Drugs?: NO!
Read The Newspaper?: I look at the pictures sometimes. And i read the agony aunt pages xD
Pray?: To whom?
Go To Church?: Nope.
Talk To Strangers Who IM You?: Yeah, shouldnt really though. Im naughty.
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: No but since i was a kid i always end up hugging a pillow in my sleep. Even if im not when i go to sleep i wake up with it in the morning.
Take Walks In The Rain?: I love the rain, its beautiful.
Talk To People Even Though You Hate Them?: I have to do that everyday at work.
Drive?: No
Like To Drive Fast?: Not in Jess's car xD (she will kill me if she ever reads this)
Would Or Have You Ever? *sings the Offsping 'Have you Ever'*
Liked Your Voice?: I think its okay.
Hurt Yourself?: Yeah, i fall over/trip over/fall in to everything ever. But only by accident. I'm not in to pain.
Been Out Of The Country: A few times.
Eaten Something That Made Other People Sick?: A whole chocolate cake for breakfast.
Been In Love?: *sigh* waiter guy....>_> No, i havent. I've been in crush though.
Done Drugs?: Christ, i said no already. What is it with you and drugs?
Gone Skinny Dipping?: No.
Had A Medical Emergency?: I had a 4 hour long nosebleed once.
Had Surgery?: No. Had a plaster once. It had the Flintstones on it.
Ran Away From Home?: Once
Played Strip Poker?: no
Gotten Beaten Up?: Yeah.
Beaten Someone Up?: once. Only because he was bullying me for two weeks and i snapped. I ripped the skin off his knuckles but we wont go in to that >_>
Been Picked On?: Yeah.
Been On Stage?: I was the star of the show for 3 school year plays!...then i was demoted to a mime in the third. Damn it.....but after about 11 years old i realised i wasnt camp enough to be a male on stage xD
Slep Outdoors?: Yeah, it was heaven
Thought About Suicide?: No, im not in to that, its too sad.
Pulled An All Nighter?: Yeah, but only because i was worried about soemone.
If So What Is Your Record?: 3 days.
Gone One Day Without Food?: Yeah, gone for 2.
Talked On The Phone All Night?: XD yeah, all day and all night actually.
Slept Together With The Opposite Sex Without Actually Having Sex?: o_o No. I mean, no i havent slept with the opposite sex at all, unless you include my cousins.
Slept All Day?: When ive been ill.
Killed Someone?: Yes. And i plan to kill again. Watch your back Ashley you bast...o_o umm...No. No i havent.
Made Out With A Stranger?: No thanks, stuff goes around you know.
Had Sex With A Stranger?: Thats disgusting. You are a very rude questionnaire.
Thought You Were Going Crazy?: Me? *twitch* never. *spasm*
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: No. Held hands once, that was it.
Done Anything With Someone Of The Same Sex?: Ive done many things. Could you be more specific? Or are you being dirty again? o_O Eh?
Been Betrayed?: ...yeah
Had A Dream That Came True?: Everyone has.
Broken The Law?: I stole an Orange once. ;___; crucify me!
Met A Famous Person?: Pff, i hate famous people.
Killed An Animal By Accident?: I killed a snail once. I felt bad. But ive killed squillions of insects/arachnids. Do molluscs count as animals?
On Purpose?: No, i love animals.
Told A Secret You Swore You Wouldn't Tell?: ONly if i thought it was for the benefit of the secret holder, otherwise im very trustworthy if someone talks to me in confidence.
Stolen Anything?: omg stop rubbing it in! >___<
Been On TV?: No, but i fell over one once.
Been On The Radio?: No, but i dropped one on my foot once.
Been In A Mosh-Pit?: No. I'd be killed.
Had A Nervouse Break Down?: Came pretty close when i was 15.
Bungee Jumped?: No. Is anyone still reading this?
Sky Dived?: No
Had A Dream That Kept Coming Back?: Yeah, it involved the Ribena black current.
Beliefs
Believe In Life On Other Planets?: Yeah. Its a big space out there!
Miracles?: I believe that we, as humans like to believe that luck and coincedence are pecieved as miracles to make our plain world seem more magical. Perception and misconception make up alot of miraculous stories.
Astrology?: Yeah, but not all that 'you are Aries so tomorrow you will meet someone you fall in love with and have 4 kids' Thats just crap. I believe in people being attuned to planets and elements though. I'm wierd arent i? Still reading?
Magic?: :O YEAH!
God?: No. Sorry if that offends anyone.
Satan?: No, im not a goth and im past teenage rebellion.
Santa?: Yes....what are you implying?
Ghosts?: yeah >__>
Luck?: Yeah.
Love At First Sight?: Waiter guy ...>_>...No. i dont. I believe in crush at first sight?
Yin And Yang?: Not really.
Witches?: Only since Buffy made it big.
Easter Bunny?: Yeah, his name is Mombo
Believe It's Possible To Remain Faithful Forever?: Yeah, i think so. We need something to believe in right?
Believe There's A Pot Of Gold At The End Of The Rainbow?: No, i hate gold, its all rapsta blinging gold bruv.
Do You Wish On The Stars?: I wish i could see them. London = Light pollution.
Theolocal Questions
What Religion Are You?: MAXist
Do You Think God Has A Gender?: No because if he did he would have to deal with human problems like age, puberty and sexuality questioning. Not that i believe in him anyway. Sorry again peeps that do!
Do You Believe In The Tradtional View Of Heaven And Hell?: I dont believe in either.
Do You Believe In Organized Religion?: I believe in cupcakes
Where Do You Think We Go When We Die?: We dont go anywhere. I mean, if everyone thought that thered be mass panic about dying and people would be afraid, living their lives in fear that nothing would be awaiting them to reward them for their so-called selfless, kind lives. We cant have that. People need to believe in heaven and hell. But i dont. I've dealt with it.
Friends
Do You Have Any Homosexual Friends?: Yeah
Who Is Your Best Friend?: I try not to have them. They screw you up.
Who's The Person That Knows The Most About You?: Dont know, im not them.
What's The Best Advice That Anyone Has Ever Given You?: Mum: Dont touch that! Its boiling hot!!!
Your Favourite Inside Joke?: Refridgerator malfunctions
Thing You Are Picked On Most About?: Being passive i guess.
Who's Your Longest Known Friend?: I met a group of friends at once so theres a list.
Newest?: Jack Osbourne clone (but i dont like him, hes mean)
Shyest?: None of them xD
Funniest?: Jess probably
Sweetest?: Avrill (shes old)
Closest?: I dont like getting too close. You get burned.
Weirdest?: Neil
Smartest?: Bonnie
Ditziest?: Ellie
Friends You Miss Being Close To Most?: None
Loudest?: Debbie, but in a good way.
Most Loyaly?: None i imagine
Most Caring?: Im gonna be repeating myself here so i might start skipping some
Most Considerate?:
Most Understanding?:
Most Compassionate?:
Best Listener?:
Gives The Best Advice?:
Has Helped You The Most?:
Has The Best Manners?:
Has The Worst Manners?:
Most Obsessive Compulsive?:
Most Paranoid?:
Most Friendly?:
Most Huggable?:
Tallest?:
Shortest?:
Fattest?:
Palest?:
Darkest?:
Best Smile?:
Best Hair?:
Best Eyes?:
Best Personality?:
Most Homophobic?:
Most Comfortable With Their Sexuality?:
Most Arrogant?:
Has The Least Self Esteem?:
Has No Self Confidence?:
Has Too Much Self Confidence?:
Biggest Jackass?:
Most Loveable?:
Biggest Clown?:
Who Do You Talk To Online The Most?:
Who Do You Talk To On The Phone The Most?:
Who Do You Trust The Most?:
Who Listens To Your Problems?:
Who Do You Fight With The Most?:
Who's The Nicest?:
Who's The Most Outgoing?:
Who's The Best Singer?:
Who's The Best Actor?:
Who's The Best Athlete?:
Who's The Best Stage Manager?:
Who's The Best Techie?:
Biggest Teacher's Pet?:
Who's On Your Shit-List?:
Who's Lost 99% Of The Time?:
Most Likely To Show Up At School With No Pants On?:
Most Likely To Appear On Mad TV?:
Most Likey To Fall In Love With A Household Appliance?: Ashley
Most Likely To Serve Time In Prison For Indecent Exposure?:
Most Likely To Die From Tripping On The Pavement?:
Most Likely Win The Nobel Prize?:
Most Likely To Run Around In Red And Blue Spandex?:
Most Likely To Run Themself Over With A Car?:
Most Likely To Try And Kill Themself And Mess Up?:
Most Likely To Take Over The World?:
Most Likley To Find A Way To Streak On The Moon?:
Have You Ever Thought About Having Sex With A Friend?:
Who's Your Second Family?:
Do You Always Feel Understood?:
Do You Trust Others Easily?:
Who's House Were You At Last?:
Name The One Person's Arms You Feel Safe In?:
Do Your Friends Know You Very Well?:
Which Friend Lives The Farthest Away?:
Most Loving Friend?:
Friend You Know You Can Run To No Matter What?:
Strongest Friend?:
Most Emotionally Strong?:
Most Insane?:
Seems To Have The Most Problems?:
Seems To Have The Least Problems?:
Most Dramatic?:
Least Dramatic?:
Most Selfish?:
Most Selfless?:
Most Altruistic?:
Most Chilvalrous?:
Gentlemen?:
Lady Like?:
Best Looking?:
Hottest?:
Best Dancer?:
Worst Dancer?:
Has Made You Cry The Most?:
Has Never Made You Cry?:
Most Valueable Friend?:
Friend You'd Be Lost Without?:
Friend Who Has The Biggest Affect On Your Life?:
Friend You Wish You Knew More About?:
Friend Who Has Left The Biggest Impact On You?:
Friend Who Has Changed Your Life?:
Friend You Wish You'd Never Met?:
Most Likely To Kill You In Your Sleep?:
Most Likely To Become A Saint?:
Most Likely To Run From Coast To Coast?:
Most Likely To Invent A Mobile Lazy Boy?:
Most Likely To Live In A House Made Completely Out Of Cheese?:
Most Likely To Lead All Lawn Gnomes Into Battle?:
Friend You'll Still Talk To After Highschool?:
Friend You'd Marry If You Were Single?:
Friend You'll Have For The Rest Of Your Life?:
Friend Most Likely To Live In Your Basement?:
Friend Most Likely To Die Before Graduation?:
Friend Most Likely To Live To 123?:
Friend Of The Opposite Sex You'd Choose To Repopulate The Earth?:
All That Crap...I Mean Love
Do You Consider Love A Mistake?: Dont know, never bene in love
What Do You Find Romantic?: Humour, kindness
Turn-On?: nice smell. Neat appearance
Turn-Off?: Bad smell. Immaturity and ourbursts.
First Kiss?: Not yet. Im not too keen on kissing though
If Someone You Had No Interest In Wanted To Date You How Would You Feel?: Bad
Do You Prefer Knowing Someone Before You Date Them?: Yeah, definatley
Have You Ever Wished It Was More Acceptable For A Girl To Ask Out A Guy?: I thought it already was? ive never have a problem with it.
Have You Ever Been Romantically Attracted To Someone Unattractive?: Yeah
Do You Think The Opposite Sex Finds You Good Looking?: I dont know, ive always appealed to guys more than girls, part of the decision i was bi i guess. Some have, but the majority just say im cute, it rarely goes beyond that. Probably because i look so young, my family ages at an amazingly decreased rate.
What Is The Best Thing About The Opposite Sex?: They can be so understanding and kind
What Is The Worst Thing About The Opposite Sex?: they can be trampy, common, dirty, s.t.d ridden whores. Sorry, i live in London, nice girls dont come around too often. I think im friends with the few that are ^_^
What's The Last Present Someone Gave You?: Jess got me a ladybird pen and kendall mint cake XD
Are You In Love?: No
Do You Consider Your Significant Other Hot?: ...
Who Was Your First Love?: *hates you now*
Have You Ever Been Close To Love?: No
If So, Who Did You Come Close To Falling In Love With?: If its anyone it will be waiter guy v_v
Has Anyone Ever Fallen In Love With You?: Dont know, not if they're wise xD
If So Who?: *shrug* although i was stalked by a girl in school for yonks.
Who Do You Want To Be In A Relationship With?: Waiter guuuuy!
If You Could Make Any Relationship Possible Who Would It Be With?: Do i really have to answer that?
Do You Love Jarad?: No, but im sensing you do
Do You Think He Is Sexy?: Probably not.
Yea That's Right You Better Say Yes To Those Two Questions: What if i dont?
Who Was The Last Person...
That Haunted You?: Daniel
You Wanted To Kill?: Ashley
That You Laughed At?: Ashley
That Laughed At You?: the townies
That Turned You On?: Waiter guy >_>
You Went Shopping With?: uhh...jess i think
That Broke Your Heart?: Never had it broken. Wont let it be.
To Dissappoint You?: Colin, thought he was gonna start a massive convo but then he went to bed xD
To Ask You Out?: A townie. I laughed. I'm mean.
To Make You Cry?: A townie, but its not hard, im a total cry baby.
To Brighten Up Your Day?: Becci, at work. Seriosuly need laughter there, id die without it.
That You Thought About?: Waiter guy. Notice a pattern yet? Still reading this? omg.
That You Saw A Movie With?: Uhh....Jess, Neil, Anton, Debbie, Mick, Colin, Mark and Russ.
You Talked To On The Phone?: Daniel. God hes so annoying.
You Talked To Through IM?: Bonnie.
You Saw?: Mum, 5 minutes ago.
You Lost?: Lee i think. He moved. Not sure how i felt.
You Had A Relationship With?: No one.
You Had Sexual Fantasies About?: you should know by now ^_~
You Kissed?: I dont kiss.
You Hugged?: My dog!!!!!!!! *loves*
You Made Out With?: No one. Im not with anyone.
You Sat On?: Ellie, a year or so ago, in a car.
Sat On You?: No one, im a slight frame, id be crushed.
You Cried Over?: Cant remember, im sure they were mean to me.
You Had A Dream About?: Tracey and Becci, it was wierd and we were at work. Kinda boring though. Ashley was dead.
You Had Feelings For?: Waiter guy!
You Loved?: No one....so far.
This Or That
God/Satan: Satan. He isnt as evil. *has been mistreated by christians*
Heaven/Hell: Heaven. I dont like red.
Kill A Friend/Kill Yourself: Kill a friend.
Wild Sex/Make Love: Make Love
Hug/Kiss: Hug
Marriage/Bachelor(ette): Im against marriage and bachelor sounds so....wrong
Car/Truck: Car
Fruits/Vegetables: Fruit
Cheese/Gnome: Wtf?
Jarad/Jared: Jared
Rock/Rap: ROCK!
Emo/Punk: Punk!..i kinda like Emo though
Classical/Instrumental: Instrumental
Techno/Trance: Techno
Alternative/Contemporary Christian: Alternative
Blues/R&B: Blues
Jazz/Hip Hop: Jazz
Latin Sensation/Japanese Pop: Jpop! Hell yeah!
Gothic/Medal: Haha! Fool questionnaire! Its Metal! and yeah...metal.
New Age/Rave: Rave...grudgingly
Spain/Mexico: theyre both crap
China/Japan: Japan. China is wierd
Korea/Vietnamn: Korea
USA/Iraq: USA! USA! USA! How redneck of me
UK/France: Pff UK. i hate France
Republican/Democrat:
Yin/Yang: Republic
Good/Evil: Good
Power/Wisdom: Wisdom
Light/Dark: Light
Night/Day: Day
Winter/Summer: Winter
Autumn/Spring: Autumn
Noon/Midnight: Noon
Highschool/College: College
Life/Death: Life. Death is nothing.
Right Now
Are You Going Out?: No, im sat here, writing this out.
Will It Be With Your Significant Other?: Ohhh. you meant 'that' No.
Or Some Random Person?: Okay, now youre being silly
What Are You Wearing Right Now?: Boxer shorts. Its roasting okay? Hottest day of the year is dawning tomorrow.
Body Part You Are Touching Right Now?: guess ^_~ XD nothing. im typing.
What Are You Worried About Right Now?: If i will see waiter guy tomorrow or not.
What Book Are You Reading?: None. Ive been told to read the Catcher of the Rye though.
What's On Your Mousepad?: A shiny hologram of a blue water droplet. Loads of people have it though.
Use 5 Words To Describe How You Are Feeling Right Now: I want waiter guy now
Are You Bored?: Yeah, thats why im doing this
Are You Tired?: Yeah, its nearly 10 pm
Are You Talking To Anyone Online?: No, ive got my pissed off away message up.
Are You Talking To Anyone On The Phone?: No.
Are You Lonely Or Content?: Both. But i suppose i bring the loneliness upon myself.
Are You Listening to Music?: Yeah, Away by Nightwish and Movie star by Zwei.
Are You Happy Or Sad?: Sad. Becci and i have been feeling so melancholy today. Hope her date works out well though, i shall probe her for gossip. That makes me happy :D
What Was The Last Thing You Ate?: Terrys chocllate orange segments and a glass of milk
Last Thing You Drank?: ...i hate you
What Time Did You Get Up This Morning?: half 6
What Are Your Plans For The Rest Of The Day?: day is over me bucko.
What Time Do You Think You'll Go To Bed?: eleven/twelve
What Are You Going To Do After You're Done With This Survey?: Cry
Do You Need To Go To The Bathroom?: No thanks. Why? you wanna watch dont you, you sick questionnaire.
Have You Taken Any Breaks Whilst Doing This Survey?: Nope. Im so proud. *ashamed
Or Have You Sat Through The Whole Thing Without Getting Up Once?: Yep
What's Your Favorite Number?: 1 squillion
Favourite Colour?: Blue!!!!!!!!
Favourite Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend?: None
Favourite Song?: Still by Rufio/Breathe by Yellowcard
Favourite Band?: Rufio/Yellowcard
Favourite Actor And Actress?: I hate them all
Current Mood?: melancholy
Do You Hate Me For Making The Survey This Long?: No, but i hate your survey, its ev0l.
What Do You Think Of British People?: I hate them with all my heart.
How Long Did It Take You To Finish This Survey?: an hour i think. Is anyone reading this AT ALL? Be honest okay? If no one comments i wont get a little fire breathing Sasuke on my lay out ;________; that makes me sad. If anyone did read it all, i love you!!!
Byeness!!!