Blue Oyster Cult should sue for this travesty.
((OOC: This came up in Chat the other night, so... I wrote it. In a hurry. Badly. 8D))
All our plates have come
Here but now they're gone
Youji, don't fear the pizza
Nor garlic bread, the fries or salad...
We can eat like they are
Come on Youji, don't fear the pizza
Youji, take my slice, don't fear the pizza
We'll be able to eat, don't fear the pizza
Youji, eat the deep pan...
Pepperoni's done
Here but now it's gone
Domino's and Pizza Hut are together in eternity...
Domino's and Pizza Hut
40,000 men and women everyday... In Domino's and Pizza Hut
40,000 men and women everyday... Redefine a fresh-baked crust
Another 40,000 coming everyday... We can eat like they are
Come on Youji, don't fear the pizza
Youji take my slice, don't fear the pizza
We'll be able to eat, don't fear the pizza
Youji, eat the deep pan...
Love of two for one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last slice of Hawaiian
And it was clear he couldn't go on
Then the slice was eaten and the waiter appeared
The bill was paid then he disappeared
The tentacled slice then reappeared... saying don't be afraid
Come on Youji... and he had no fear
And he nibbled the crust, then he started to drool
He looked backward and said good bye... he had eaten like they were
He had taken the slice, he had eaten it all
Come on Youji, don't fear the pizza...
All our plates have come
Here but now they're gone
Youji, don't fear the pizza
Nor garlic bread, the fries or salad...
We can eat like they are
Come on Youji, don't fear the pizza
Youji, take my slice, don't fear the pizza
We'll be able to eat, don't fear the pizza
Youji, eat the deep pan...
Pepperoni's done
Here but now it's gone
Domino's and Pizza Hut are together in eternity...
Domino's and Pizza Hut
40,000 men and women everyday... In Domino's and Pizza Hut
40,000 men and women everyday... Redefine a fresh-baked crust
Another 40,000 coming everyday... We can eat like they are
Come on Youji, don't fear the pizza
Youji take my slice, don't fear the pizza
We'll be able to eat, don't fear the pizza
Youji, eat the deep pan...
Love of two for one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last slice of Hawaiian
And it was clear he couldn't go on
Then the slice was eaten and the waiter appeared
The bill was paid then he disappeared
The tentacled slice then reappeared... saying don't be afraid
Come on Youji... and he had no fear
And he nibbled the crust, then he started to drool
He looked backward and said good bye... he had eaten like they were
He had taken the slice, he had eaten it all
Come on Youji, don't fear the pizza...