Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports
I tried to imagine it. Then I remembered I'm not 12.
INSTEAD what I imagined is that I take a few simple bits of sharpened wood and kill the ENTIRE Cullen family along with Bella Swan, thus saving myself...nay...the world from their horror any longer.
P.S. In this imagination, Edward Cullen pleads like a little bitch, then whines when his mascara ( Read more... )
INSTEAD what I imagined is that I take a few simple bits of sharpened wood and kill the ENTIRE Cullen family along with Bella Swan, thus saving myself...nay...the world from their horror any longer.
P.S. In this imagination, Edward Cullen pleads like a little bitch, then whines when his mascara ( Read more... )
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Well writ!
My first thought was "geez, I don't really know any names from MLB since I stopeed collecting baseball cards at 12, maybe the rare exception when someone gets busted for drug or sex scandal."
I think saving the Cullens from more highschool geography and geometry, and saving little girls from 200 year old vegatarian emo pervs would definitely do the world some good.
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Death to Sparkle Vampires!
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