"What is a lesbian? What is anything? Like, what's a unicorn? It's a horse with a horn on its head that's magic. A lesbian is just a woman with a horn on her head that's magic." - Sarah Silverman
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You should stay home and hand out candy. But whenever kids come to the door, you should have a mouthful of it, and look like you were caught eating it all and be like "...Oh. I guess you want some."
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