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1st Incision || Oh god not this again || [Voice]

Nov 14, 2011 10:15

[A masculine voice starts to speak sounding part bewildered, part annoyed and most parts amused.]

Well. . . I'd like to say this is the weirdest kidnapping -slash- sudden trans-location I've ever gone through, but I remember waking up completely nude and covered in patterns that could be compared to a child's finger-painting experiment with all ( Read more... )

arrival, [oc] ginia solana, way too used to this, [buffy] fray, [oc] helios sola sprensonne, [unnkn] ange ushiromiya, james, [btvs] rupert giles, any aliens, more body mods, [oc] robert alexander hastings

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[Written] picobartender November 14 2011, 18:37:54 UTC

Are you from space? Are you an alien?

[Written] shinydeadaliens November 14 2011, 18:43:43 UTC

[Aww, lookit the little girl~]

I'm from earth but live in space. No, I'm not an alien.

My Name is James, what's yours?

[Written] picobartender November 14 2011, 19:10:40 UTC

Are you an astronaut?

I'm [there's a pause as Ginia remembers she's not supposed to talk to adult strangers, even if everyone is really friend.]

I'm not supposed to tell you. I don't know you.

[Written] shinydeadaliens November 14 2011, 19:16:28 UTC

No. We've gone beyond astronauts. I'm just a space traveler.

[Because who likes to explain Forensic Pathology to little kids? Not James.]

That's alright then. Your a smart girl. How about a nickname then, would that be safe?

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[Voice] semper_cogitans November 14 2011, 21:05:34 UTC

[It's a bit bewildering, but a person going on about inter-galactic diplomacy affairs would get the attention of any Terran. Especially an astrobiologist Terran.

After a moment:]

... A-Are you... r-referring to non-human sapients...?

[Forgive him if this question seems a bit obvious. After dealing with so many hominid non-humans, he's inclined to ask about everything.]

[Voice] shinydeadaliens November 14 2011, 21:15:38 UTC

Yes? At least I think so, if I understand your question correctly.

[James is mild confused. The shock of his arrival is starting to set in a bit, but he recovers quickly.]

[Voice] semper_cogitans November 14 2011, 22:31:32 UTC

[Huh. This is... not new, but rare.]

F-Fascinating...

... But I have never heard of the G-Greetiw. So I would... c-conclude we are from entirely d-different multiversions.

[Awkwardly:] I am an a-astrobiologist, myself.

[Voice] shinydeadaliens November 14 2011, 22:36:01 UTC

...Oh dear, did I get dimension hopped? I though that was only a probability, not actually possible.

[Have some bizarre swearing, which really doesn't sound offensive.

There's a pause, before James speaks again, this time sounding interested.]

Astrobiology eh? That is cool. I'm in Alien Forensic Pathology myself, but I've met a few astrobiologists on my travels.

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[Voice] consultmybooks November 14 2011, 22:31:50 UTC

[...so many questions, all the time in the world.]

Who's the goddess Hyachu?

[Voice] shinydeadaliens November 14 2011, 22:37:58 UTC

[More kidlings~ James is both Happy, and curious about the presence of so many Children.]

Goddess of the Kuzuku Race. Never actually seen her, mind you.

[voice] folkloristic November 15 2011, 02:20:45 UTC

Wh-who are the Greetiw people? [ He's never heard of them before. ]

[voice] shinydeadaliens November 15 2011, 02:35:49 UTC

[EVEN MORE CHILDREN. James is a children magnet! Not that he minds.]

The Greetiw are aliens. Uh...They are humanoid, I mean, kinda look like us, only there heads are looong and narrow and they are covered in chitin. That is, like bug armor. And there feet are like a bird's.

[SO MANY TECHNICAL WORDS. James might like kids, be he rarely lowers his vocabulary to talk to them. Especially when they ask such fun questions.

[voice] folkloristic November 15 2011, 02:51:46 UTC

[ Oooh that sounds so cool. ] So-so like g-giraffes, w-with bird feet, and bug armor? B-But they look like us?

[ The mental image Helios is processing is probably so off but it amusing to think about anyway. ] Ch-chitin. I-I've heard of that before. I-It's really strong right?

[voice] shinydeadaliens November 15 2011, 04:57:04 UTC

Kinda like a giraffe, but there neck is short, like a humans. Their face look more like a motorcycle mask actually. The faces are hard to describe. But basically yeah.

[If only James could draw, he'd sketch it out for Helios.]

Yeah. Their Chitin is strong enough to stop conventional ballistic weapons and blades. Strong enough to stop bullets and knives that is.

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[ voice ] repudiationist November 15 2011, 12:58:16 UTC

... Murder by high-heeled shoe impalement, huh? Sounds pretty serious.

[ what is actually commenting on the useful stuff.. ]

[ voice ] shinydeadaliens November 15 2011, 20:21:51 UTC

It is. God the pain lasts forever. Stilettos are lethal, very very lethal.

I helps I have a vivid imaginations and actually seen someone killed by high-heels. Most effect threat by my sister ever.

[I don't know. Comment on all the random facts! Yay!]

[ voice ] repudiationist November 16 2011, 11:59:22 UTC

It's okay, I've already seen someone killed by them too. ... Well, technically he was already dead, but it would have been lethal if he were still alive.

[ weird world out there. ]

Guess we should just avoid any and all high-heeled shoes around here to make sure.

[ voice ] shinydeadaliens November 16 2011, 18:21:12 UTC

I see.

[Nope, James is not touching that one with a ten foot pole.]

Probably.

Anyways, My name is James. Might I learn yours?

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