Adopt a chicken.
You are being watched but they're really bored.
Your hair is plotting against you again.
Buy a cat and name it Chris. It will get you out of a jam.
James looked at the horoscope that had appeared in his journal. He blinked then rubbed his chin thoughtfully. Well...this was either a prank or...
Day one: James gets a chicken. He calls it Juke and carries it with him all day. Ask him about it.
Day Two-Four: Unfortunately the paranoia starts early day two. Nothing is quite as alarming as your hair quietly muttering to you. James takes to wearing a dark green knitted cap but he starts to look a bit haggard. It can’t be easy having your hair constantly talking to degrade you.
Day Five: James picks up a stray kitten, but he is tired and avoiding home because bored people are watching him there. Or so he thinks.
It’s the fifth day and James is tired. His hair won’t shut up and it’s been keeping him awake-{you’re a horrible father} James grits his teeth and resist the urge to shave his head, which had been growing since the first word his hair had spoken. He sits under a tree a sighs {why are you not fighting to leave} drawing up his knees to rest his head on them for {coward fool idiot abandoner-}
"Shut up." James growls at his hair.
{touched a nerve eh}
"This is ridiculous." James looks up at the sky and sighs again.
Then he stiffens as the tree branches above his head gains a tinge of an aura.
"Shit." James reacted quickly and fished out his journal. He needed help.
[Video]
[James looks pale and drawn in the video feed. A dark, dark green knitted cap is covering most of his hair. When he talks, it is quick, rushed, but understandable.]
Hi, I’m James. In a minute or so I am about to have an epileptic seizure. Currently sitting behind Community House Seven, If you know anything about seizures your help would be welcome. If not, I ask you to not do anything if you find me, no matter how startling it appears because you’ll probably make it worse.
[James then gives a tight smile and ends the video.]
((ooc: I wanted this up earlier but, y’know, HIATUS. I’m only uh...almost a week late!
As for James: Run into him whenever, but specify if you are replying after his video post. Your character may find him during or after his seizure. James suffers from Grand Mal seizures which means twitching and convulsing. If your character plausibly knows how to deal with seizures apply what knowledge they would have as you see fit. Initially James was leaning against a tree , but by the time the seizure is over, he will have fallen onto his side, luckily avoiding his wings.
Annnnnd Yeah. 8D))