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Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts:

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't

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[a_l_e_x_and_r_a]

OMG! my friend has something on her mac like this, only for vin diesel. It's freaking hilarious!