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[shinyget]

I had a kickass dream last night where my dream self jacked my friend's bike and went out riding all over these hills at alarming speed. Almost got hit by a few cars, but dream self was too badass to let that happen. Then I went hiking and climbing over steep hills back to what I'm assuming was my dream self's apartment. That's when it turned into

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[drownedcities]

Coat hangers do help prevent babies so you couldn't have picked a better weapon.

[shichahn]

Is it bad that that was my exact same thought upon reading this?

[shinyget]

I thought that a few minutes after posting this and decided my uterus was trying to tell me something.

[shichahn]

Uh oh, you caught the fever!

[shinyget]

I can't go against my motto, dude.