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[shinyhappygoth]

I have received* what may be the most irredeemably awful cookie fortune ever written.
Q. What is H20? A. Caring. 2 parts Hug, and 1 part Open-mind.
I cannot even think of anything else to say about this.

*All six other people at lunch declined their cookies, so in fact I received a number of fortunes.

Comments

[jeffreycwells]

How... how do you decline a fortune cookie?

[shinyhappygoth]

By saying "No thanks, I don't want a cookie" and letting the last person fill her pockets for later snacking?

[jeffreycwells]

I have apparently ported over into some alternate universe where people choose to not take their fortune cookies where offered.

I even knew a person once who was a hard-core Christian antiprophetic who believed that any means of prognostication that was not directly divine was sinful. They refused to look at the fortune BUT THEY STILL TOOK THE COOKIE.

I'm sorry, I think I have to sit down.