Now this is a love letter

[shinymonkey]

Dear Andrea,

My love for you is stronger than a Kelly-crushing Panda, tougher than a German opera, and fiercer than a hungry shark.

I can't control myself around you.  Your sapphire eyes, flaxen hair, and melon-like bosoms drive me wild like a homeless crack-whore at a go-cart track.

Sometimes I sit outside your room and listen to you do your

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[soulbreez]

That melon-like bosom is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!