Whoa, The Lion King was awesome. Like, freakin' nuts. Mufasa had swords. And Scar looked like a Samurai. It was crazy. I liked it ( Read more... )

On Monday we Tyler, Jinn, and your's truely invented a nre card game in Accounting. It's a spin-off of Slap Jack, except you slap any face card that appears. But if you slap someone elses hand, they get to punch your hand. Very hard. Both of mine are bruised and stuff. Yet for some reason people love to play it. Violence is just cool that way ( Read more... )

I saw The Longest Yard today. It was good. The rest of the weekend? Boring.

That's about all!

So my cousins are over. They've spent all day playing Mario Kart ( Read more... )

So let me say, that Star Wars Episode III was awesome. Tied up a ton of loose-ends and left me very happy. What will I do now that the entire series is over? Wait for them to be re-done, and re-re-done until I die I guess. Since you know it'll happen ( Read more... )

Yoda is my fucking hero.

Hey check it out, I'm updating! I saw Kicking & Screaming over the weekend. It was pretty funny. Best part was when Will Ferrel pushed some little kid over. Ahh violence toward the little ones is so good ( Read more... )

Driver's Ed is boring. If it weren't for the many people in there that I know, I'd go crazy.

Our teacher is seriously a serial killer.

And Mitch Alborn...Alburn..Al-- forget it. He looks like Ray Romano's little autistic brother. Hmmm, what else? Oh, that's right, nothing.

I ate a button at work last night. I was also sprayed in the nuts with Windex, and since I made a rather loud comment about it, I was banned from speaking for the rest of the night.

But I got promoted back to speaking rights for writing witty things on paper towels. I'm cool that way.

Someone has the legal ability to drive a car.

And it's me.

Bitch.