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[shinyshinysam]

Man, I'm lame.

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[teentrashqueen]

lame? like a gimpy leg?

[shinyshinysam]

Well, as you have probably noticed lately I've been lumbering around the apartment.

I must tell you that this is because my right leg has been replaced by a wooden plank.

Please, help me ensure that there are no termites in our presence. Such parasites would obvioulsy cause me even greater pain than walking with a wooden plank.

Thank you for your future cooperation.

[teentrashqueen]

perhaps i will keep the termites at bay...but only until such time as i see fit to unleash them upon you, causing your ultimate...one...legged...ness. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!