Crack-fic.

[shinysparkly]

Because Elijah is The One..

Comments

[rakshi]

Oh god.. *slaps hand over mouth* Oooopsie!

That was the most amazingly funny thing I have ever read!!

THANK YOU!

This has truly been an uplifting experience.

But.. where was Sean? *winks*

[dreambastion]

rofl

The Special Kool Aid!! Ow. My sides hurt. Oh, dear, that was too friggin funny. Thank you so much for this :)

[azrhiaz]

*cue the sound of SCREAMING HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER that should be audible all the way in L.A.*

You. kick. ASS.

"Self-flagellation! The Prophet wants us to practice self-flagellation!" The hordes cried out, beginning to smack at themselves.

eeeeeeheheheheheheh...*chokes*

"Not. Literally. You. Ass." he hissed through gritted teeth.

*on floor in tears*

The audience all knelt at the pronunciation of the Entire Name. The Prophet attempted bravado, failed miserably and nodded.

the Entire Name. *dies* *on second thought, dies some more*

SHEEEEEEEEP!

*loves you*

[nunki]

omfg, that rocked - what a laugh!
thank you!
*hugs tight*

[alligatorsoup]

OMG! *dies laughing* That's unbelievable.