This is All Kinds of Wrong....
by limitedbythesky
Shiorichan's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 24% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 09:56:00 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 01:41:18 PM
Alco Money! : $ 420
Guests of Honour
cat_atonic is an insecure Atheist. cat_atonic drank 12 Vermouths.
Shiorichan is a good-natured Taoist. Shiorichan drank 3 Rums.
i_am_aj is a repugnant Fundementalist Christian and a rather poor excuse for a drinker who is apparently leasing their soul to the devil. i_am_aj decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
princessjasumin is a glum Buddhist. princessjasumin drank 17 Rums, 1 Sherry, 1 Cognac.
moonbeamdanser is a low-spirited Hindu and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. moonbeamdanser drank 3 Pulques, 11 Sherrys, 1 Cosmopolitan.
bobthemilkman is a low-spirited Wiccan. bobthemilkman drank 3 Stouts, 1 Aligator Bite.
kxh5q is a possessed Fundementalist Christian who intimidates the elderly at the weekend just for kicks. kxh5q decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
master_shadows is a radiant Hindu and is as anti-alcohol as they come. master_shadows drank 13 Stouts, 6 Red Wines.
animextreme is a fiery Fundementalist Christian. animextreme decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
crumja is a sexually repressed Hindu and a fiery pint monster. crumja drank 16 Red Wines.
lythka is a poignant Atheist and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. lythka drank 11 Whiskeys.
yungtsailai is a despicable Taoist with the mental age of a 5 year-old. yungtsailai drank 1 Ale.
Sick!
Well it must have been a good party! A total of 6 people barfed everywhere including princessjasumin, moonbeamdanser, bobthemilkman, master_shadows, crumja, lythka.
Fights
'I know your sort bobthemilkman, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' bobthemilkman jumped up before animextreme could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.
'Usually in this situation I would say to you lythka that God loves you. But I know for a fact he doesn't' remarked i_am_aj. 'That's not what his ma said last night when I was in between her legs!' replied the ever wise lythka
Lovers
There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that bobthemilkman and crumja will be announcing bobthemilkman's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.
The Drunkest
princessjasumin - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!"
Random Events
crumja made violent love with master_shadows on top of the television.
crumja and moonbeamdanser took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night
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Thanks to Unlock for this entry. ^.^