O the emptiness, (or Avoid the Void)

[shipshapeshipco]

My id... she has gone, far away from this boat, leaving me only five-sixths of a man.  Simultaneously, I feel completely hollowed and filled with tepid water, which is rather confusing.

I suppose I could take a spin around the boat, and maybe visit this new brewpub I've heard so much about. Sergei's was it?

Comments

[wildcolors]

You're a cup?

[shipshapeshipco]

Only in the sense that you may drink of me to sustain your body's necessary buoyancy and healthful urination.

Before you ask, yes. I am indeed making a pass at you!

[wildcolors]

[Have laughter, clear and pretty as an blue sky.]

People are bad cups, but good vessels. Or is it vassals? But bad boats. Unless you're dead, then you float really well, but you get squishy after a while and people always get so upset when...

I'm Alice! What's your name?

[shipshapeshipco]

Samuel Goldthwaine Robinson Jr! But you can call me "charmed to be in your presence."

You have quite the philosopher's bend, don't you? The floating perished do lack the certain solidness necessary to serve as a yacht. It's refreshing to hear such sense!

[dual_dragon]

[Well, you're just confusing the heck out of poor Eon.]

Your id? What is that?

[shipshapeshipco]

My Id- the tigress in me that made me howl as if in heat, yearning for the mounting of a mighty golden beast. In the most masculine way possible, of course!

between him and alice my brain is now broken

[dual_dragon]

[Whoa. Whoa.]

That's... interesting, s-sir. Oh, my.

Samuel is Cthulhu

[shipshapeshipco]

Oh yours!

[thenotmagician]

You heard right.

[shipshapeshipco]

I also heard left- I am stereoaural!

[thenotmagician]

Sterowhointhewhatnow?

[shipshapeshipco]

As opposed to "monowhereoutwhichwhythen"!

[wannaclap_cant]

Your what? Five-sixths?

[shipshapeshipco]

That part of me that needs to be filled is aching. The company of a good friend could help quite well. Mr. Kage could fill me with his sixth any time!

[wannaclap_cant]

Kage--

[...]

Sir, I'm not sure this is something you should be talking to total strangers about.

[shipshapeshipco]

My goodness, you're right! how rude of me. Please sir, as a welcome new guest on our boat, how wonderful it would be to accept you into my abode tonight!

[text]

[screwsparkles]

If your id's a part of you then how could it have left?

Re: [text]

[shipshapeshipco]

Because my id's a part of me that happened to also be Seem, the strangely pointy-eared female monk that managed to get off this floating paradise. I live a charmed life.