Robbery! [voice]

[shipshapeshipco]

[The following is preceded by an inordinate amount of emotional huffing and puffing. Samuel's voice in uncharacteristically tense.]

I have been slighted. I have been fooled. I have been wronged. Terribly, in fact. And that wrong I demand to be righted

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[royalguarantee]

Will you be okay?

[He's trying to cut back the amusement and play up the concern.]

[shipshapeshipco]

We must wait to witness, my friend. Time will tell.

[royalguarantee]

Best of luck to you, Sammy.

[He turns the communicator off before chuckling.]

[tachikhromatic]

Awwwww....did you lose all your hats?

[Someone's not reticent at all]

[shipshapeshipco]

The word "lose" insinuates some fault of mine. Let's say this plainly. My hats have been raptured to beyond from a false lord bearing promises of... of...

[he stirs loudly.]

--It's no use! Without a hat, how can I elocute!?

[tachikhromatic]

I guess you can't, huh?

[Mine is an evil laugh.]

So you think someone stole them? Who do you think did it?

[shipshapeshipco]

To be frank I haven't the mistiest imagining. Could it be the singing green man? Or perhaps that dratted bush baby come back from beyond?

You've a demon's mind, Touchy. Not to mention how oddly interested you are in the entire situation. Tell me- who would you suspect?