Spin the bottle Solitaire

[shipshapeshipco]

Am I teetering off my porch or have I been further from the spotlight than a speck of spackle over the last few weeks? Frankly I'm astonished the paparazzo haven't come with flashbulbs powdered, knowing full-well that even a single nice shot of my jawline could be the triumph of their short and as-of-yet uncertain careers

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/dates for monday

[dormant_beast]

Sam...? What...are you doing?

/still in brig?

[shipshapeshipco]

I'm simply reminding our fellow passengers of the fascination possibilities they would face as my companions.

[Does he seem a tiny bit less bubbly at hearing your voice, Anna? He's been worried about you.]

/not on Monday! her response to this will be late :(

[dormant_beast]

Well, I find your company to be very enjoyable. I am certain others do and will, also.

[When she isn't eating people. This is, however, after she's talked to Bryn and she feels much better about everything. Not 100%, but better.]

sad times ;;

[shipshapeshipco]

...I'm very glad to hear that, Anna. I enjoy your company as well.

[He pauses as he gathers the courage to ask his next question.]

I've heard some rather distressing rumors lately. Of course I assume them to be entirely incorrect, and they're clearly metaphorical, but... I do hope you've been in a healthy way.

[brittlenerves]

[This one's a head-scratcher. Pure Samuel right there.]

You-- you w-want people to... o-own you?

[shipshapeshipco]

In a way. It would be a system of mutual ownership between us. It wouldn't be terribly fair if you were always on top of the pairing, would it? We have to own each other once in a while!

[There's nothing sexual about that, right?]

[brittlenerves]

[Oh goodness. On the other line, Xanth is blushing.]

W-Well-- uh-- I, uh, I g-- m-may-- uh, m-maybe.

[shipshapeshipco]

Hmph. With so little resolve on your side, I could simply dominate you... if the mood hit me.

Haha- Psychosocial relations!

[messyturk]

[There is only one thing Reno got out of all of that.]

Oh sweet shiva... there's more than one of you?!

[shipshapeshipco]

In some senses, but... supplies may be slightly more limited than previously stated.

[Oh shit, Samuel- bait and switch!]

[messyturk]

Do you accept returns for faulty product?

[shipshapeshipco]

Exchange only, I'm afraid.