Comments | shiranui_hax: 9 Things to Do With Beer

shiranui_hax

9 Things to Do With Beer

Mar 24, 2007 07:53

1) Bathe in it. No, seriously. Pour a little into a hot tub, high quality stuff mind you, and watch the foam come up. DON'T rinse, just towel off. And have your lovers nuzzle you and tell you you smell like fresh bread. Mm ( Read more... )

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nehan_shoja March 23 2007, 19:39:06 UTC

Alternatively, you could dump the beer down the kitchen sink and no longer waste your money on such frivolous garbage.

shiranui_hax March 23 2007, 19:55:25 UTC

Hey, four-eyes, if you're the gay type who objects to beer, you can always just give any you get your hands on to me.

nehan_shoja March 23 2007, 21:24:06 UTC

Ah hah, I'd love to have the time to go out all on my own. There's just no time in my case.

shiranui_hax March 24 2007, 00:59:55 UTC

Because you're too busy being ....what?

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uminoblues March 23 2007, 21:37:03 UTC

I'll have to try that with the pots.

But what did the slugs ever do to deserve that? I'd kill them with salt as a kid just to watch them and in retrospect I feel a little bad. I mean...squish, sure, fast, painless, but when you put salt on then they disolve slowly and wiggle in pain. I imagine it would be the same with beer.

shiranui_hax March 24 2007, 00:18:24 UTC

That's the point! They MELT. Like they're zombies - and the beer is uber holy water.

ZOMBIE SLUGS AND HOLY BEER.

uminoblues March 24 2007, 00:27:16 UTC

I never knew zombies melted in holy water!

you learn something new every day

shiranui_hax March 24 2007, 00:50:06 UTC

Zombie SLUGS do.

pyroprankster March 24 2007, 00:31:40 UTC

Beer tastes nasty.

...does it really kill slugs?

It Really Does shiranui_hax March 24 2007, 00:51:36 UTC

It really does. Pour some on the next one you see.

Oh that's right. You're a midget minor, you can't buy beer.

Re: It Really Does pyroprankster March 24 2007, 00:56:06 UTC

Buy me some!

Re: It Really Does shiranui_hax March 24 2007, 00:58:11 UTC

Okay!

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