shitty day so far - wallet stolen, big hangover

[shishcubbottom]

i went out with my trans neighbor pamela last night and like i predicted i had to drive because pamela doens't have a car anymore. before we went to the bar she made me drive downtown to the marriott marquee hotel to pick up her friend "tim". they sat in the back seat the whole time and i got mad and said that if one of them didn't sit up in the

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[no_pants_island]

ansley forest, right?

[shishcubbottom]

hi, yes! do i know you? do you live here too? i'm randy by the way!

[no_pants_island]

you looked interesting so i friended you. my name's andy, our names rhyme! lol.

[shishcubbottom]

LOL! thats so funny b/c i have a sister named candy! we could all go around and introduce ourselves to people and they would be so WTF! but it would be great b/c all our names really rhyme and we could show our drivers licenses to prove it and we wouldn't even be lieing!

that's cool that you live in atlanta, right? maybe we should hang out sometime! are you new too?