The Shower

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ONE WEEK AGO:
James decided he needed a cold shower. Not thinking about Teddy naked (compared to thinking about his Transfiguration NEWT notes) was proving to be really difficult. Where was Teddy, anyway?



TODAY:

Teddy Lupin was a were
Wolf.
Teddy Lupin had no hair.
Teddy Lupin wasn't fuzzy,
Was he?
Nope, but his fur was blue.

Teddy Lupin took a shower
Teddy Lupin has a power
Over me.
And when I wished him
Naked
Hey, look at that, he was.

~*~

"James," says Teddy, reading the poem. "I was naked because I was in the shower."

"That's what they want you to think," replied James, gathering up his parchment and quill.

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