we're baaaaack!
It was a day like any other. Teddy was back in Hogsmeade for the weekend, visiting his girlfriend Victoire, for whom he totally had the hots no matter what Rose might say regarding hugeness, fabulousness, gayness, or manliness. Wait, no. He was manly. He was manly as hell. He was manly as… as Albus Dumbledore.
He wondered briefly if Rose could question that kind of non-gayness.
Pondering these ponderings and fully ignoring his surroundings, Teddy walked blindly up the hill towards his old school--
And straight into a time portal.
"This is new," he said aloud, before his stomach was pulling in a different direction than he meant it to go. It felt a little like vomiting. He found himself in what looked like the Homosexuality Vortex.
When he landed, he found himself in a completely empty room but for a colorful flag on one wall (which, while he considered it a poor decorating choice, was a cheerful addition nonetheless).
"Hello?"
His voice echoed back at him.
"Is anybody here?"
Suddenly, there in the midst of a bright, green light, a figure appeared.
"Albus Dumbledore?" gasped Teddy, before promptly falling faint onto the ground.
TO BE CONTINUED...
He wondered briefly if Rose could question that kind of non-gayness.
Pondering these ponderings and fully ignoring his surroundings, Teddy walked blindly up the hill towards his old school--
And straight into a time portal.
"This is new," he said aloud, before his stomach was pulling in a different direction than he meant it to go. It felt a little like vomiting. He found himself in what looked like the Homosexuality Vortex.
When he landed, he found himself in a completely empty room but for a colorful flag on one wall (which, while he considered it a poor decorating choice, was a cheerful addition nonetheless).
"Hello?"
His voice echoed back at him.
"Is anybody here?"
Suddenly, there in the midst of a bright, green light, a figure appeared.
"Albus Dumbledore?" gasped Teddy, before promptly falling faint onto the ground.
TO BE CONTINUED...