We were parking lot moshing and this van drives up giving me this fuckin look. You know, that look that just says "I wanna fuckin mosh with you." So I did. And I punched the passenger side rear view mirror as it was driving by (accidentally) and the shit fell out and broke. They just kept going but apparently they called the cops later. And apparently I'm not welcome in Zach's house anymore and Zach is in terrible trouble. I'm truly sorry about that.
And then Alex's booby trap (a hole for a sprinkler head) moshed the fuck out of my ankle.