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[shitinabox]

last night i had a dream that i was in the movie die hard. probably the gayest dream i've ever had in my adult life. i think i've mentioned before that my brain is deteriorating. this dream backs that statement up pretty well. when bruce willis starts popping into your sleep at night then it's probably time to start reading some books. but

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[stealyourtea82]

but frankly all my free time goes to online jigsaw puzzles and teasing cocks. man i could really go for some of my aunt melba's peach cobbler.

you=schizo but funny

[molotov723]

which die hard was it?

[marky_menarche]

Your lucky--the only dreams I can remember are nightmares of working when everything goes wrong. One time I woke up in boot camp yelling cadences and another typical dream would be waiting tables all day and dropping the plates on the floor every time I tried to pick them up.

I laugh at brain deterioration!!! Who needs brains when you have the internet?

[theholymolies]

at least your Aunt Melba has a cool name...