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[shitinabox]

the good year man told me it would take about two hours to put new tires on my car and align the wheels. he asked if i was going to leave and i told him no, i brought a book, i'll just wait. so this older man walks up and tells me he can drive me to the avenue to do some shopping. i imagined riding in a car with him making small talk and was

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[molotov723]

after the old man left you should have picked up "Ladies Home Journal" so you could have learned about pantyhose etiquette, tips on balancing your checkbook, how to appreciate jerry springer, and how to boost your shopping stamina so that you will be a good wife for jimmy

ha..."jeeves"

[shitinabox]

hey i never said i didn't know how to balance my checkbook. and i'll be damned if i ever marry anyone named jimmy.

[mail_a_knee]

glorious