[Drabble] Lucky Underwear
Title: Lucky Underwear
Pairing: Ohmiya
Rating: PG-13
Author: chellie
Summary: Nino has a screen test and he believes that his yellow boxers with dollar prints bring him luck. Problem is, he doesn't find them in his drawers.
Genre: Comedy of sorts/ Slight crack
Nino was woken up by a phone call from his manager, telling him that he was being called to have a screen test with his long-time crush, Takeuchi Yuko. It was supposed to be his dayoff but he didn't mind. He was having a screen test with the freakin' Takeuchi Yuko.
He waited years for his turn after Jun had the priviledge of playing as her leading man in NatsuNiji. So now, he just had to find his lucky underwear.
He groaned in frustration after looking through his drawers for the third time in ten minutes.
"Where is it?!" He threw away the bunch of bixers he had in his hand and closed his drawers quite forcefully.
"Nino-chan~n.." he heard Ohno's sing-song voice.
Nino's nose was flaring like that of a dragon's and he knew exactly what Ohno did. He stomped out of the bedroom and into the living area.
And there stood Ohno. Proud and smug. Fucking smug, wearing Nino's yellow, dollar-printed boxers, standing in a superhero pose, hands on his waist, chest out.
"What the-- you know I'm going to wear that, right?" He asked through gritted teeth. "Take it off!"
Ohno smirked.
"I don't have time for your games, Ohno. Give it to me. Now."
"Really?"Ohno chuckled. "I already wore it and probably isn't hygenically clean anymore and you still want it? That's how bad you want to be in that drama?"
"Yes so take it off now! If not, I will manhandle you and take it of myself."
Ohno squinted his eyes at Nino as he slowly sat down at the couch behind him.
"I won't move from this spot so here," he waved his hand at the piece of clothing. "It's all yours."
Nino looked at Ohno and then at his boxers. He pursed his lips, thinking whether or not he should take a step forward and do what he just told
Ohno because he wanted to be in that screentest so bad.
He took a deep breath and walked towards the very mature man. That's sarcasm right there.
Nino stood between his legs, leaned forward, and hooked his fingers at the band of the underwear. He started to pull it down and there.. he saw a reason why he wouldn't be able to come to the stupid screentest.
Reason number one: he doesn't have his lucky undewear
Reason number two: Ohno has his lucky underwear
Reason number three: Ohno has bigger business than a screentest just hidden underneath Nino's underwear.
Well, that isn't so bad now is it?
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"I hate you," Nino told Ohno, punching the man's arm. "Next time, I'm hiding those boxers somewhere you can't find them."
Ohno laughed.
"And you think that'll stop me from stopping you from whatever? Hah. Think again. I could stop you with the sight of me wearing just about anything."
"Oh stop." Nino laughs anyway. "Try wearing nothing next time."
end.
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