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matty p just farted. eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww. -
time sure does fly...
on friday, i did little, or no work ( Read more... ) -
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oh..
i forgot.
i havent showered since wednesday night.
i had no clean clothes.
im wearing a patchwork skirt and a black wife beater.
arm pit hair and all.
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lee, beth, myself, and bradley went to the princess lastnight ( Read more... ) -
my hands are clammy.
yesterday i was sick and miserable so i left work early ( Read more... ) -
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ehh, the weekened passed.
today, i was tired.
today, i was sad.
today, i put things into perspective.
im looking to move off the island.
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thursday felt like friday ( Read more... ) -
another headache.
i havent been able to actually wake up in a very long time ( Read more... ) -
this ones for you jenny.
DIRTYDUMPSTEROFCUM
D
is for
Distinguished
I
is for
Inspirational
R
is for
Refined
T
is for
Trendy
Y
is for
Yummy
D
is for
Devilish
U
is for
Unnatural
M
is for
Marvelous
P
is for
Progressive
S
is for
Sultry
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yesterday, i wore this dress that i won off ebay, it looks like a couch from the early 90s.
its also made of polyester.
so i was sitting in my car, and when i got back into my office, i totally smelled like an old man wearing polyester.
the end.