A Question for peristaltor

[shiva_kun]

Know anyone with an open couch?  I've got to be out where I am in 10 days.  In the two months I've been here, I've made one good friend (whose place I can stay at say once a week).  Beyond that I've got nothing, nothing being no job, no job history, and no money.

Comments

[peristaltor]

Can you give me more information? Where are you? How long do you intend to stay in any one place?

This being the eve of Thanksgiving weekend. . . Not really an ideal time to improvise, if you know what I mean.

[shiva_kun]

Well, yeah there is that.

I'm in Burien, and I'll stay as long as possible (ie until I get my goddamn birth certificate and have access to my own money).

[peristaltor]

Dude, could you be any more cryptic? That last sentence alone raises all sorts of red flags. Now might not be the time to hold back on needed (reassuring) information.

[shiva_kun]

Better phrasing would probably be "as long as the posessor of the couch is comfortable with my presence, or until I come into/earn enough money to pull my own weight, whichever comes first." The last thing I want to do is annoy or inconvenience anyone.