Let’s JUMP on Facebook
I'm getting bored, and decided to make this.
This is Oneshot, but maybe I will make another version of this? Who know? ^^
Anyway, please read and comment if you want (I'm not force you)
Title: Let's JUMP on Facebook
Subtitle: Unforgitable things
Genre: Humor?
Character: main Hey! Say! JUMP
Yamada Ryosuke I will kill you Yuya!!!!
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Chinen Yuri like this.
Nakajima Yuto Woahh! Yama-chan chill down… And Chii! Why are you like his status!
October 28 at 1:15 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Chinen Yuri Ehh! I can’t?? *put innocent face*
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Okamoto Keito *sigh*
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Yaotome Hikaru OMG, Ryo! What’s wrong with you and Yuya?
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Inoo Kei A-ah, don’t mention his name, Hikaru …
October 28 at 1:25 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yaotome Hikaru Why?
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Yamada Ryosuke Just SHUT UP! And tell me where that ba*ta*d go!
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Yabu Kouta RYO!!! Language!!! There are innocent children here!!
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Yaotome Hikaru, Nakajima Yuto, Inoo Kei, Okamoto Keito, and 13 more people like this.
Yamada Ryosuke Fu*k you, Yabu-kun!!
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Morimoto Ryutaro WOW… O_O I never seen he swore like that!
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Morimoto Shintaro. Yabu Kouta, Yaotome Hikaru, Okamoto Keito, Arioka Daiki, Inoo Kei, Chinen Yuri, Nakajima Yuto, Shizuko Haruna, and 26 more people like this.
Morimoto Shintaro Believe or not, I can felt his dark aura from here.
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Morimoto Ryutaro like this.
Yamada Ryosuke I promise to kick your ass when I meet you, Takaki YUYA!!!
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Nakayama Yuma Seriously, what actually happen with him?
October 28 at 1:43 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Shizuko Haruna Maybe he forgot to check up or he ran out of his medicine?
October 28 at 1:50 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Arioka Daiki What do you mean? More important, who are you?
October 28 at 1:55 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Shizuko Haruna Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just the girl that just happened to be passing by. Ciao~
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Arioka Daiki …
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Hikaru Yaotome ……
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Nakajima Yuto Okay, that’s really…
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Inoo Kei *nod head* strange.
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JUMP member like this.
Yabu Kouta Back to the topic. Ryo? You there?
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Yamada Ryosuke WHAT!!!
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Yabu Kouta Calm down and tell us what happen with you.
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Okamoto Keito Yeah, why are you want kill Yuya-kun?
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Yamada Ryosuke …
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Okamoto Keito Yama-chan?
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Yamada Ryosuke …… *sobs*
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Nakajima Yuto H-hey, Yama-chan?
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Inoo Kei Is he crying?
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Yabu Kouta Ryosuke?
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Yamada Ryosuke Waahhhh, Yabu-kun…!!! Yuya did most unforgivable things to me… *sobs*
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Inoo Kei EEHH…? Don’t tell me, Yuya do ‘it’ to you?
October 28 at 2:29 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Chinen Yuri *tilted heads* What ‘it’?
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Morimoto Ryutaro You’re still early to understand the meaning, Chii…
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Chinen Yuri HEY! I’m older than you! *pouted*
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Arioka Daiki Hey, Ryo… can you give us the detail about the thing that Yuya did to you?
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Yaotome Hikaru Yeah, if that guy really do ’it’ to you, I’ll help you to kill him.
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Okamoto Keito, Arioka Daiki, Inoo Kei like this.
Yamada Ryosuke Ok-okay, I’ll tell you guys. *take a breath* When I was back from outside…
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Nakajima Yuto When you were back from outside…
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Yamada Ryosuke Suddenly I saw…
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Morimoto Ryutaro Suddenly you saw…
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Yamada Ryosuke Yuya was…
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Chinen Yuri Yuyan was…
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Yamada Ryosuke Ano sa, CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE!!!
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Okamoto Keito Ah, he snapped…
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Yabu Kouta *sigh* that because you always cut him in middle… Ryo, continue.
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Yamada Ryosuke Like I say earlier, when I came back from outside, suddenly I saw Yuya was… EATING MY BELOVED STAWBERRY CAKE!! Uwahhh….
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Yabu Kouta …
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Inoo Kei ……
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Nakajima Yuto ………
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Morimoto Ryutaro ……eh?……
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Arioka Daiki ….wha-?
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Okamoto Keito So… You want kill Yuya because he eat your CAKE?
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Yamada Ryosuke like this.
Yamada Ryosuke Of course! We’re talking about my cake! My delicious cake with many ichigo in top.
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Okamoto Keito …… Ok. I’m leaving.
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Nakajima Yuto Ah, he gone… Maybe I should go too.
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Chinen Yuri Wait me, Keito…
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Nakajima Yuto is now offline
Chinen Yuri is now offline
Yamada Ryosuke is now offline
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Yaotome Hikaru Why’s everyone leaving? And Yama-chan himself?
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Nakajima Kento Anoo… BEST member-san?
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Inoo Kei Hmm? What’s wrong, Kento?
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Nakajima Kento I think you should go to JUMP room now before it late…
October 28 at 3:19 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Arioka Daiki Nande?
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Kyomoto Taiga Because when we walked in front JUMP room, we heard Takaki-kun crying in pain…
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Kikuchi Fuma And laugh from Yamada-kun… He said something about ‘revenge’
October 28 at 3:23 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Sato Shori That laugh is creepy... Remind me of Rokudo Mukuro…
October 28 at 3:24 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yabu Kouta WHO…? Never mind. Kei, Hikaru, Daiki Let’s go save that idiot!
October 28 at 3:26 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Yabu Kouta is now offline
Inoo Kei is now offline
Yaotome Hikaru is now offline
Arioka Daiki is now offline
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Kikuchi Fuma Hey, Kento…Why you do that?
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Nakajima Kento Do what?
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Kikuchi Fuma You know, about told Yamada-kun that Takaki-kun hide in JUMP room.
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Nakajima Kento That because Yamada-kun promise to treat me ramen if I told him where Takaki-kun hide… :D
October 28 at 3:33 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Sato Shori *face palmed* Poor Takaki-kun…
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Omake
Takaki Yuya is currently taking nap in sofa when suddenly the temperature of the room suddenly dropped, the air chilled to a bitter ice… “Yuya-kun~” a sing sang voice can be heard by him. He quickly opened his eyes to see the person who standing in front him eliminating a dark aura.
He gulped.
“Ah, he-hey, Ryo… Ho-how ar-are you?”
“Oh, I’m fine. Very fine.”
He gulped again.
“Kufufu, Yuya-kun… Let’s play some game, ne?” (AN: That laugh belongs to….)
“No, no, I’m sorry” He was about to leave when a cold hand grabbed him hard.
“PLEASE!!! NOOO!!”
Unknown by them, several people who spied (?) them, sweet-dropped as the scream still continue.
“AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! GOMEN, RYO-CHAN! I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT YOUR CAKE!”
“DON’T KICK IN THER-AAAAAAH!! I NEED THOSE TO HAVE CHILDREN AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I FOUND CAKE IN TABLE-OOOWWWWW! YOU HAVE NO MERCY!”
The remaining JUMP member glance at each other, still thinking should they help his friend or not.
Note for themselves: Never eat Ryosuke sweets unless they wanted die in young age.
~Owari~
AN: So… Are you like? Hate?
Comment, ne… Accepted critic, suggestion, and anything…
This is Oneshot, but maybe I will make another version of this? Who know? ^^
Anyway, please read and comment if you want (I'm not force you)
Title: Let's JUMP on Facebook
Subtitle: Unforgitable things
Genre: Humor?
Character: main Hey! Say! JUMP
Yamada Ryosuke I will kill you Yuya!!!!
5 minute ago • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Chinen Yuri like this.
Nakajima Yuto Woahh! Yama-chan chill down… And Chii! Why are you like his status!
October 28 at 1:15 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Chinen Yuri Ehh! I can’t?? *put innocent face*
October 28 at 1:17 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Okamoto Keito *sigh*
October 28 at 1:18 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yaotome Hikaru OMG, Ryo! What’s wrong with you and Yuya?
October 28 at 1:22 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Inoo Kei A-ah, don’t mention his name, Hikaru …
October 28 at 1:25 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yaotome Hikaru Why?
October 28 at 1:26 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yamada Ryosuke Just SHUT UP! And tell me where that ba*ta*d go!
October 28 at 1:29 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yabu Kouta RYO!!! Language!!! There are innocent children here!!
October 28 at 1:34 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yaotome Hikaru, Nakajima Yuto, Inoo Kei, Okamoto Keito, and 13 more people like this.
Yamada Ryosuke Fu*k you, Yabu-kun!!
October 28 at 1:35 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Morimoto Ryutaro WOW… O_O I never seen he swore like that!
October 28 at 1:40 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Morimoto Shintaro. Yabu Kouta, Yaotome Hikaru, Okamoto Keito, Arioka Daiki, Inoo Kei, Chinen Yuri, Nakajima Yuto, Shizuko Haruna, and 26 more people like this.
Morimoto Shintaro Believe or not, I can felt his dark aura from here.
October 28 at 1:41 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Morimoto Ryutaro like this.
Yamada Ryosuke I promise to kick your ass when I meet you, Takaki YUYA!!!
October 28 at 1:42 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Nakayama Yuma Seriously, what actually happen with him?
October 28 at 1:43 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Shizuko Haruna Maybe he forgot to check up or he ran out of his medicine?
October 28 at 1:50 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Arioka Daiki What do you mean? More important, who are you?
October 28 at 1:55 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Shizuko Haruna Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just the girl that just happened to be passing by. Ciao~
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Arioka Daiki …
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Hikaru Yaotome ……
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Nakajima Yuto Okay, that’s really…
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Inoo Kei *nod head* strange.
October 28 at 2:01 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
JUMP member like this.
Yabu Kouta Back to the topic. Ryo? You there?
October 28 at 2:04 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yamada Ryosuke WHAT!!!
October 28 at 2:05 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yabu Kouta Calm down and tell us what happen with you.
October 28 at 2:08 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Okamoto Keito Yeah, why are you want kill Yuya-kun?
October 28 at 2:10 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yamada Ryosuke …
October 28 at 2:12 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Okamoto Keito Yama-chan?
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Yamada Ryosuke …… *sobs*
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Nakajima Yuto H-hey, Yama-chan?
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Inoo Kei Is he crying?
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Yabu Kouta Ryosuke?
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Yamada Ryosuke Waahhhh, Yabu-kun…!!! Yuya did most unforgivable things to me… *sobs*
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Inoo Kei EEHH…? Don’t tell me, Yuya do ‘it’ to you?
October 28 at 2:29 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Chinen Yuri *tilted heads* What ‘it’?
October 28 at 2:30 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Morimoto Ryutaro You’re still early to understand the meaning, Chii…
October 28 at 2:33 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
BEST member and 30 more people like this.
Chinen Yuri HEY! I’m older than you! *pouted*
October 28 at 2:35 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Arioka Daiki Hey, Ryo… can you give us the detail about the thing that Yuya did to you?
October 28 at 2:42 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yaotome Hikaru Yeah, if that guy really do ’it’ to you, I’ll help you to kill him.
October 28 at 2:44 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Okamoto Keito, Arioka Daiki, Inoo Kei like this.
Yamada Ryosuke Ok-okay, I’ll tell you guys. *take a breath* When I was back from outside…
October 28 at 2:46 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Nakajima Yuto When you were back from outside…
October 28 at 2:47 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yamada Ryosuke Suddenly I saw…
October 28 at 2:48 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Morimoto Ryutaro Suddenly you saw…
October 28 at 2:49 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yamada Ryosuke Yuya was…
October 28 at 2:50 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Chinen Yuri Yuyan was…
October 28 at 2:51 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yamada Ryosuke Ano sa, CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE!!!
October 28 at 2:52 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Okamoto Keito Ah, he snapped…
October 28 at 2:54 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Yabu Kouta *sigh* that because you always cut him in middle… Ryo, continue.
October 28 at 2:57 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yamada Ryosuke Like I say earlier, when I came back from outside, suddenly I saw Yuya was… EATING MY BELOVED STAWBERRY CAKE!! Uwahhh….
October 28 at 2:59 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yabu Kouta …
October 28 at 3:00 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Inoo Kei ……
October 28 at 3:01 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Nakajima Yuto ………
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Morimoto Ryutaro ……eh?……
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Arioka Daiki ….wha-?
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Okamoto Keito So… You want kill Yuya because he eat your CAKE?
October 28 at 3:05 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yamada Ryosuke like this.
Yamada Ryosuke Of course! We’re talking about my cake! My delicious cake with many ichigo in top.
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Okamoto Keito …… Ok. I’m leaving.
October 28 at 3:06 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Okamoto Keito is now offline
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Nakajima Yuto Ah, he gone… Maybe I should go too.
October 28 at 3:06 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Chinen Yuri Wait me, Keito…
October 28 at 3:06 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Nakajima Yuto is now offline
Chinen Yuri is now offline
Yamada Ryosuke is now offline
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Yaotome Hikaru Why’s everyone leaving? And Yama-chan himself?
October 28 at 3:10 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Nakajima Kento Anoo… BEST member-san?
October 28 at 3:16 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Inoo Kei Hmm? What’s wrong, Kento?
October 28 at 3:17 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Nakajima Kento I think you should go to JUMP room now before it late…
October 28 at 3:19 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Arioka Daiki Nande?
October 28 at 3:20 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Kyomoto Taiga Because when we walked in front JUMP room, we heard Takaki-kun crying in pain…
October 28 at 3:22 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Kikuchi Fuma And laugh from Yamada-kun… He said something about ‘revenge’
October 28 at 3:23 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Sato Shori That laugh is creepy... Remind me of Rokudo Mukuro…
October 28 at 3:24 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Yabu Kouta WHO…? Never mind. Kei, Hikaru, Daiki Let’s go save that idiot!
October 28 at 3:26 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
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Yabu Kouta is now offline
Inoo Kei is now offline
Yaotome Hikaru is now offline
Arioka Daiki is now offline
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Kikuchi Fuma Hey, Kento…Why you do that?
October 28 at 3:30 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Nakajima Kento Do what?
October 28 at 3:31 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Kikuchi Fuma You know, about told Yamada-kun that Takaki-kun hide in JUMP room.
October 28 at 3:32 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Nakajima Kento That because Yamada-kun promise to treat me ramen if I told him where Takaki-kun hide… :D
October 28 at 3:33 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
Sato Shori *face palmed* Poor Takaki-kun…
October 28 at 3:36 pm • Like • Comment • Share • Tag friends
124 people like this
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Omake
Takaki Yuya is currently taking nap in sofa when suddenly the temperature of the room suddenly dropped, the air chilled to a bitter ice… “Yuya-kun~” a sing sang voice can be heard by him. He quickly opened his eyes to see the person who standing in front him eliminating a dark aura.
He gulped.
“Ah, he-hey, Ryo… Ho-how ar-are you?”
“Oh, I’m fine. Very fine.”
He gulped again.
“Kufufu, Yuya-kun… Let’s play some game, ne?” (AN: That laugh belongs to….)
“No, no, I’m sorry” He was about to leave when a cold hand grabbed him hard.
“PLEASE!!! NOOO!!”
Unknown by them, several people who spied (?) them, sweet-dropped as the scream still continue.
“AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! GOMEN, RYO-CHAN! I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT YOUR CAKE!”
“DON’T KICK IN THER-AAAAAAH!! I NEED THOSE TO HAVE CHILDREN AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I FOUND CAKE IN TABLE-OOOWWWWW! YOU HAVE NO MERCY!”
The remaining JUMP member glance at each other, still thinking should they help his friend or not.
Note for themselves: Never eat Ryosuke sweets unless they wanted die in young age.
~Owari~
AN: So… Are you like? Hate?
Comment, ne… Accepted critic, suggestion, and anything…