Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order ( Read more... )

...are an acid trip. I was watching the show today as i came from my long walk home, because i have nothing better to do with my life. Oh wait, it wasnt the teletubbies but it was something similar... they kindof looked like implants... colored implants. They were bloobing and blobbing around, like no ones fucking buisness, but they were starting ( Read more... )

Well well... i got all of my homework done at 7:15 exactly today and that leaves me some time. What can i do in this time study? Wank off? Go drop a nice juicy terd? I think i'll do em' all.

Today was meh, as usual. Have to study for finals and such, but fuck it, right now im going to play some well deserved video games.

Peter Out

Big thanks to kaity, truly the code woman of my dreams!!!

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layout.

Yes indeed it is because, my snowboarding on sunday got cancelled, and my friend is not coming down because of the weather! you know what this mean? i might have nothing to do at all this weekend!! YAYYY!!! ^_^ there was not even the slightest sarcasm in that paragraph ( Read more... )

I got an incredibly sexy letter in the mail today from someone named

Kelsey Parker?

Thank you, omigod it was a sexy letter.

For my lj layout i just typed in layout........ in google.

I want a new layout, can someone help me make on sometime?

I'll give you cookies.

I my friends have found great respect in a game.

Call of Duty 2

Go buy it and see what i mean.

This is what games that make you tear are made of

Ground Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yourself" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged ( Read more... )

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