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CABIN PRESSURE CROSSOVER anonymous September 17 2010, 05:27:43 UTC
BBC Sherlock and John fly MJN air.

Arthur finds Sherlock the most interesting man in the whole world, not because of his intellect, but because "He looks just like the Captain! Mum look! If his hair was shorter or Martin's was longer or maybe if they both agreed on a length somewhere in the middle..."

Douglas doesn't trust Sherlock, and comes up with a wide variety of explanations for him, the most logical of which is that Martin has a good twin and torments Martin with them for much of the flight.

Martin pretends to be above all this doppelganger stuff but is (not so secretly) kinda jealous of this genius who's found someone who not only puts up with him but loves him and he somehow manages to look like him, but be handsome and attractive and commanding in all the ways Martin is not.

AND THEN HIJINKS INSUE.

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Re: CABIN PRESSURE CROSSOVER quamquam20 September 17 2010, 05:50:44 UTC
I WANT IT.

I WANT IT BAD.

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Re: CABIN PRESSURE CROSSOVER mothergoddamn September 17 2010, 18:46:44 UTC
I'D KILL A ZOO TO HAVE THIS HAPPEN!

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Re: CABIN PRESSURE CROSSOVER anonymous September 17 2010, 18:52:22 UTC
OP HERE.

Not gonna lie, I started writing this. SO DON'T KILL A ZOO! (Think of the giraffes? Won't someone please think of the giraffes?!)

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Re: CABIN PRESSURE CROSSOVER quamquam20 September 18 2010, 16:06:26 UTC
MY JOY CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!

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Re: CABIN PRESSURE CROSSOVER anonymous September 19 2010, 00:38:28 UTC
IT IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL. IT'S ALMOST 3000 WORDS LONG(?!).

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FILLED 1/? anonymous September 19 2010, 03:34:42 UTC
"You'll never guess who our passenger is today!" Arthur exclaimed gleefully as he entered the flight deck ( ... )

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FILLED 2/? anonymous September 19 2010, 03:42:37 UTC
"Maybe he is you!" Douglas brainstormed happily, "From the future!"

"He's not me!"

"Prove it."

*****

"Sir, you can't use your mobile phone on the airplane." Carolyn reminded Sherlock sternly.

"I'm not."

"I can see you texting!"

"Nope."

John tugged the phone out of Sherlock's hand and apologized. Sherlock sulked.

*****

"Maybe this is universe's way of punishing me for… something? Sending us another Martin Crieff? No, that can't be it. I'm enjoying it far too much."

Martin grit his teeth, "Douglas."

"Maybe this is the universe punishing you"As I have already informed you," Carolyn said sharply, "You are not permitted to use your phone for the duration of the flight ( ... )

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FILLED 3/? anonymous September 19 2010, 03:50:51 UTC
"Oh finally Arthur. I asked for coffee half an hou ( ... )

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FILLED 4/? anonymous September 19 2010, 03:55:46 UTC
There are people watching them in the lobby. If Martin hadn't been listening to Sherlock tell John what to look for he wouldn't have noticed, but sure enough there were unmistakable signs of people watching for them ( ... )

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FILLED 5/6 anonymous September 19 2010, 04:01:02 UTC
"And he just disappeared?!" Arthur asked again ( ... )

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FILLED 6/6 anonymous September 19 2010, 04:02:38 UTC
The remainder of the flight was uneventful, unless you count Carolyn threatening to drop Sherlock's phone into John's cup of tea and Arthur trying to brainstorm exciting titles for John's next blog entry, which all parties involved agreed they'd rather forget.

*****

"Thanks again," John said sincerely as he shook Martin's hand as he was about to exit the plane.

"You're welcome."

John studied him for a moment before following Sherlock down the steps. Sherlock would be able to tell him Martin's life story on the taxi ride home anyways.

*****

"You know, I've had time to consider it," Douglas told Martin as they exited the plane, "I think I would rescue you… on one condition."

"What condition?"

"That I get to be Captain."

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Re: FILLED 6/6 quamquam20 September 19 2010, 22:22:41 UTC
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! I feel like I've just had the best dream of my life.

I am so utterly happy right now, it's unbelievable.

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Re: FILLED 6/6 anonymous September 19 2010, 23:51:17 UTC
YAY!

I felt kinda silly filling my own prompt, but fuck it, I the internet needed this crossover to happen damnit!

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Re: FILLED 6/6 quamquam20 September 20 2010, 04:53:02 UTC
Oh lord, I have filled my own prompt before. I just figure... nobody knows what you want as well as you do. And it's not like other people can't fill it as well.

If you're willing to de-anon, you should totally post this to cabin_pressure because it's AMAZING.

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Re: FILLED 6/6 anonymous September 20 2010, 02:29:51 UTC
HOLY. SHIT.

THAT WAS AWESOME.

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