Sherlock, Pavlovian Response, and the Sex Towelsrandom_nexusJanuary 9 2011, 23:45:13 UTC
Okay, Sherlock and John are in a sexual relationship. John, no doubt, is the one stuck with doing their laundry most of the time, and probably changing the beds (saw another fic recently that made me think of this), and when two healthy adult males have a lot of sex, there's going to be mess - lube, sweat, semen, drool, possibly caramel syrup and whipped cream, or who knows what. John gets tired of changing the sheets AND washing them so often, so he institutes The Sex Towels (no, wait, stop laughing, come back here). So, if they can remember in time, throw down a towel on the bed to catch the worst of the offending bodily whatnot and any kinky additions. Sherlock would probably sneer or mock at first, but a determined John and maybe some withholding of nookie might do it. Dunno
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Re: Sherlock, Pavlovian Response, and the Sex Towelsquil_linkedJanuary 10 2011, 00:43:22 UTC
Are you prompting this in any particular universe?
BECAUSE I JUST SPENT TIME RESEARCHING VICTORIAN TOWELS WTF. You're got huckback towels, damask towels, crash towels, oxford towels, imperial towels, and turkish towels. Likely, our bachelors had huckback towels as they were the cheapest (about 25 cents a towel). No sense using a damask towel for sex lol.
Re: Sherlock, Pavlovian Response, and the Sex Towelsrandom_nexusJanuary 10 2011, 00:46:56 UTC
OMG, you too, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I was thinking BBC, but, honestly, it could work in canon or movie versions, too, I think.
Don't think of it as the KinkMeme breaking you so much as unconventionally providing excuses for you to educate yourself on things you'd never have thought to look up otherwise.
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BECAUSE I JUST SPENT TIME RESEARCHING VICTORIAN TOWELS WTF. You're got huckback towels, damask towels, crash towels, oxford towels, imperial towels, and turkish towels. Likely, our bachelors had huckback towels as they were the cheapest (about 25 cents a towel). No sense using a damask towel for sex lol.
KINKMEME HAS BROKEN ME.
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I was thinking BBC, but, honestly, it could work in canon or movie versions, too, I think.
Don't think of it as the KinkMeme breaking you so much as unconventionally providing excuses for you to educate yourself on things you'd never have thought to look up otherwise.
Mmmm... edumacation and kink... ;D
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Scroll down to the "Bath and Bedroom Towels" section. Almost at the bottom. HDafsdsHDADsaHL11!!!1!11!
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Have a little fill here. :D
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I adore the craptarts out of you!
(forgot to gleeflail here, too!)
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