Crack! Sentient!Settee Porn
anonymous
July 18 2011, 12:40:22 UTC
Anon is under a great deal of stress right now. So, of course, Anon is reading a great deal of porn as a distraction from the unpleasantness of day-to-day-life. Anon came across this doozy of a line describing the painfuly arroused state of a voyer:
"The chair, which was uncomfortable in the best of time [sic], was now turning into a sort of torture device that gleefully tormented him by refusing to go into a good position. His pants were working with the chair in a sadistic duo that would not offer him any relief."
So, give me Sentient!Settee and Sentient!Combinations or Sentient!DressingGown colluding and plotting to drive either Watson or Holmes absolutely crazy with need and want while listening to the other masturbating upstaires.
Thank you SO MUCH! GREAT PORN is always a great distraction from day-to-day life! It's awesome that instead of crack-ifying the original inspirational quote, you made the situation it was describing actually WORK. * happy dance *
"The chair, which was uncomfortable in the best of time [sic], was now turning into a sort of torture device that gleefully tormented him by refusing to go into a good position. His pants were working with the chair in a sadistic duo that would not offer him any relief."
So, give me Sentient!Settee and Sentient!Combinations or Sentient!DressingGown colluding and plotting to drive either Watson or Holmes absolutely crazy with need and want while listening to the other masturbating upstaires.
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I strayed too far from your prompt for this to be a fill, but I hope it distracts you from the unpleasantness of day-to-day-life nonetheless.
Enjoy.
Edit: Am too stupid to get the link right. Sorry.
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GREAT PORN is always a great distraction from day-to-day life! It's awesome that instead of crack-ifying the original inspirational quote, you made the situation it was describing actually WORK. * happy dance *
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