How does this happen?

[shlafe]

Can anyone tell me how I ended up with TWENTY SOCKS that don't have a mate???

Comments

[fizzgig_bites]

I wonder if your sock mates are over here because I have a four gallon ziplock that is stuffed and no mates.

[wedash]

What she said. I HATE sock sorting with a passion.

[knobody]

someday we should get them all together for a party.

[shlafe]

It's like there's a party in my sock drawer and everyone's invited! Singles only!

[lomer]

It's fate. Embrace your Punky Bruester side and wear those mismatched socks!

[shlafe]

I would if the socks were, like, covered in striped goodness. As it is, they're just normal crew socks.

[loucheroo]

The underpants gnomes got confused.

For the record? My little one likes to wear "mix-match" socks :-) Makes life easier...

[shlafe]

I think I'd get some funny looks at work. :)

[gardenwaltz]

I have relinquished custody of the "singles bar" as it was known in our family. All singles go back with the sorted socks of the presumed owner. In a logical universe, the other single sock would catch up later. In this universe, I have plausible deniability as to what might happen with those single socks.

[shlafe]

I am the owner!!!

[gardenwaltz]

In that case, go to your favorite sock emporium and buy twice as many socks as you need - then let the singles go. Make them into hand puppets, fill them with catnip, or just throw them in the trash.